Disclaimer: in another time in a another place in another demension in another generation in another parallel universe, i own both RHPS and Kingdom Hearts. But in another time in a another place in another demension in another generation in another parallel universe, i'm also a 3 year old boy prodigy with a binky complex. since i am most certainly not, we can all know that i don't own Frankie, Zexion, Demyx, or Sora *sob*.
Author notes: Science fiction (ooh ooh ooh) double feature
Doctor X (ooh ooh ooh) will build a creature
See androids fighting (ooh ooh ooh) Demyx and Zexion
Anne Francis stars in (ooh ooh ooh) Forbidden Planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
*ahem* so, this was a little plot baby that done hit me upside my head. i've recently been re-obsessed with KH2 and have now secured Zemyx (ZexionxDemyx) as my OTP, and was watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show when WUHBAM! i fell from my chair laughing after thinking "Hmm, i wonder if i could replace the character with organization XIII members?" after regaining my dignity and setting myself within my chair again, i began with the cast. i'll be posting a list later after every chapter when new characters are introduced so you can keep track.
Dedications: i have the beautiful, talented, and mocho smexy Tearahlovelen to thank for the most enthusiastic response to my bouncing baby plot. she is my wifey and good friend who helps me through getting everything involving how to post and how some things should go. hugs and kisses dear, here's to you! XOXOXO
Chapter 1
Riku was the epitome of what every bride should be on her wedding day; that is to say he was all aglow, his long, Cinderella style white dress dragging the floor of the bridal suite of the church as he paced anxiously. Zexion watched with an amused eye as the bridesmaids all trailed after him, giggling congratulations and reassurances to the blushing bride.
"But what if he changes his mind!? Aerith, what if he laughs at me?! It did take a whole lot of convincing for him to agree to the dress…" Riku was fretfully combing shaky fingers through his silver locks, turning to the eldest of the maids. Unlike the others, Aerith was already married happily. With kids, even.
"Now now, I felt just like you on my big day…although, the dress part is admittedly different…" the gentle brunette patted Riku on the back, ever the mother of their group.
A man with spiked blond hair poked his head in shyly. "Hey, is uh, is he ready?" Cloud shifted nervously outside the door.
"Well, I guess this is it girls. Wish me luck!" and with that, Zexion exited his brother's chambers to take his seat, a smirk playing across his lips.
Bells rang merrily through the air, the doors of Kingdom Baptist Church opening to let out the happy wedding guests along with the bride and groom onto the steps. Rice was flying everywhere as a short, plump man in a red hat asked for a picture. Posing closely together, Zexion humored Riku with an arm over his shoulders and a genuine smile as the squeaky voiced man and his hook handed partner took a photo op of the group.
Disengaging themselves from the crowd, the groom and his cousin Demyx headed to a quieter spot for a talk. Sora was grinning ear to ear as he punched Demyx's arm playfully.
"Well, we did it!" Sora cheered, gazing over at his bride in a tender expression.
"Not that's it's really surprising, you and Riku have been inseparable since you were little, especially during Professor Scott's refresher course!"
"Well to you tell the truth that's the only reason i went in the first place!" Sora gave another punch as they heard Riku announcing the bouquet throw. They watched as the bouquet flew through the air and landed in Zexion hand, which he had been using to explain whatever it was he'd been talking about.
Zexion stared at the flower arrangement as the rest of the girls groaned and giggled at their loss. Zexion simply blinked, bringing the fixture closer while trying to figure out what to do with it.
"Looks like you're next buddy!" Sora elbowed Demyx as the honeymoon car drove up with the words 'Wait till tonight! She got hers now he'll get his!' shaving creamed onto the side. Demyx stammered after Sora, who had left him with a wink.
As everyone else followed the car down the dirt road, Demyx hung back with Zexion, who had approached him. The slate hair man was still holding the bouquet, though whether out of endearment or subconscious coincidence Demyx couldn't tell.
"Can you believe it? They finally got hitched…" Zexion's fingers were tracing themselves over the waxy petals of a tulip within the bundle of wildflowers.
"Yeah, they're pretty lucky those two. I hear Riku's quite the little cook."
"Yeah"
"And Sora's all lined up for a promotion soon."
"Uh-huh…"
They walk in silence over toward the small graveyard that was at the edge of the small church's property before Demyx turned abruptly toward Zexion.
"Hey Zexy?"
"Yes Dem?"
"I really love the…skillful way…you accidentally caught the brides bouquet."
"Well, thanks…I think."
The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but i ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!
I'm mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's
Go see the man who began it
When we met in his science exam-it
Made me give you the eye and then panic
There's one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!
The two stood back and looked at each other, blinking.
"Did we just…?"
"…Who's Janet?"
"Who's Betty Munroe?!"
They stood staring for a few more moments before finally, Zexion broke the silence. "Promise me something."
"Yeah?"
"We never do that again."
"Agreed."
In the study of a studious criminologist, a screen baring the projected image of the wedding of Sora and Riku Strife was displayed in front of Luxord Gray, an expert, who then turns and begins a narration.
"I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey." Luxord lifted out of his armchair, walking over to a self brimming with books, taking out an exceptionally large, thick bound book and opening to a page that portrayed a picture of Demyx with a statement on the page opposite. "It was a fairly ordinary night when Demyx Strife and hi fiancée Zexion Weiss, two young, ordinary, healthy kids, left Hollow Bastion that late November evening to visit a Dr. Vexen Scott; ex-tutor and now friend to both of them."
Luxord closed the book, leaning it on the desk in front of him. "It's true there were storm clouds- heavy, black, and pendulous- to which they were driving. It's also true that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of some air.
But uh, they being normal kids, and uh, on a night out; well, they weren't going to let storm spoil their evening…on a night out." Luxord closed his eyes, then opened them and looked forward as if looking into a camera.
"It was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time."
A man with an eye patch hanging in chains upside down in the corner of the room gazed nervously at Luxord. "…Dude, who are you talking to?"
Cast:
Demyx: Brad (a hero)
Zexion: Janet (a heroine)
Luxord: criminologist (an expert)