This is my fanfic of what really should have happened to Dobby HE IS NOT DEAD! Dobby is THE BEST character in the whole series. Harry should have been stabbed instead!

Disclaimer-I don't own anything, if I did own Dobby I would be in my recreated Hogwarts castle having tea with the Queen and telling Daniel Radcliff how to improve his acting not sitting in my room typing this disclaimer

Dobby woke up to the rays of the rising sun shining on his face pouring through the tiny window. He uncurled himself jumping out of his bed quietly humming. He looked around the room in dismay "Oh, noes!" he squeaked racing out the door pausing only to put on his mismatched clothes. He had woken up late again! Dobby raced to the kitchen, hurriedly putting on his tea cozy as he ran down the stone hallway, he ran into the kitchen only to fall at the feet of the one elf he was trying to avoid. "Hello sir" Dobby squeaked, higher pitched that usual was he gazed up at Waby the Head Elf.

"You're late again." Growled the Head Elf in a voice surprisingly deep "It's the fifth time this week. Bad enough that you wear clothes you can't even pretend to be a proper elf!" "Sorry sir" Dobby said in a down trodden voice "It won't happen again" "Humph" was the old elf's only reply.

Dobby slowly backed away than turned and ran toward Kinka and Nivea, his only two friends besides Winky. "Hello" Kinka cheerfully called out "How are you Dobby" "Fine just fine, I think Waby is going to fire me one of these days. I was late again." "Nonsense" Nivea said in a much grouchier tone as she straightened her tea cozy "He can't fire you you're the best soup cook here and the only one with any fashion sense"

Dobby only sighed, life had been getting so much better since the war, so why was he not happy. Maybe everyone was right in saying a paid elf always wants more thought Dobby as he stirred the soup, a few tears falling in. It is certainly better than the Malfoy's they were pure evil.

*flashback*

"YOU STUPID ELF, YOU RUINED MY DINNER. YOU'RE WORSE THAN A MUDBLOOD" yelled Lucius at a cowering Dobby "GO PUNISH YOURSELF" later that night Dobby showed up again this time with a black eye and a broken arm. "How have you punished yourself?" Lucius asked in a cold voice "Master I jumped out the third story window." whimpered Dobby. "THE THIRD STORY, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH PUNISHMENT FOR A PIECE OF FILTH LIKE YOU, GO JUMP OFF THE TOWER ROOF" "Yes Master" squeaked Dobby as Lucius gave him a kick that sent him flying across the room into a wall.

*end flashback*

Yes, the Malfoys were certainly worse.

If anyone can tell me what the hell is a tea cozy and why is Dobby wearing one, please PM or add it in a review am sooooooo confuzzeled. Sorry this is so short I just got board today and wrote it in like 5 minutes .REVIEW OR DOBBY'S TEA COZY SHALL EAT YOUR BRAIN! NOM NOM NOM!