Cock a doodle doo! Damn it stupid rooster. Every f-ing day since I've moved here. Every f-ing day!
"Shut up rooster." I mutter. Then, I hear a knocking on my door. If it's that damn bird again I'm having Thanksgiving early…
"Hello?" I ask as I open the door sleepily.
"Hi!" A way too perky girl basically screams at me. I can tell we are not going to be friends. She is pale, short brown hair, brown eyes. No makeup. How do these girls live? Are they Amish or something?
"Hey." I mutter.
"I'm Ellen! I live in the…" I basically tuned her out from there on out.
She looked at me funny, so she must have stopped talking about her and her Amish self. "I'm Maggie. I moved here from Tokyo. I'm severely allergic to peanuts and I am, nor do I ever want to be Amish." Just trying to give her a slight hint.
She looked around her and behind her. God is she that paranoid? No make up, no skirts that go above your ankles.
"Look, Maggie. I don't like your attitude. It's pissing me off. And would your tell your god damn rooster to shut the" wow, Amish girl uses strong words "up in the morning? My cousin always wakes up yelling at me to shut up our rooster, when it turns out to be yours. Okay?"
"Sure. I call any time. What's your number 1-800-bitch?" She laughed at that.
"We are going to get along well. I can tell." She smiled a real smile.
"Sweet. You want to hang out?" I ask. I'd already made a new friend and its only been 4 days.
"Not today. I got to work. Oh!" She exclaimed remembering something. "Do want a dog?"
"What? Well, not exa…" She cut me off.
"Good! Take him! What do you want to name him?" Pushy.
"Um… I don't really want…" But, she cut me off again.
"Just take the god damn dog. He's nice, well trained and he doesn't crap in the house. Oh! And once you get him on 3 hearts you get a note."
"Whatever. I'll take him. And name him…" I thought about this for a moment. OMG! "Chuck Norris!" Sweet.