Note: I do not own Naruto, if I did Sasori would have never died and be more badass than ever, along with Sakura dying first episode and Sasuke not hogging all the damn screentime.
Chapter 1
Bored, to Confused, to Happy
I was always early, never the late type. The only thing that ever bothered me was that I finished early, so my late sisters made it seem like a decade until things actually happened. One of those moments were happening now. My mom was going to the Library, I was coming along, hoping to get more Manga if they even had the volume I was hoping for. I was pretty pissed, I had woken up late, and only had half an hour to get ready, while my sisters had gotten up earlier then me. I had taken a shower, put on my black shirt, and cute denim short shorts, put my cute sweatband on my wrist that had the Akatsuki cloud on it, cleaned my glasses, eaten, and put on my sneakers. All with five minutes to spare, and guess what? My older sister Allison was still prepping her hair, my little sister Taylor hadn't even eaten yet. God knows how long it would take my oldest sister Marisa to get ready, she only ever came along to drive around the empty parking lot since she had gotten her permit a month ago. And here I was, nothing to do. School didn't start until August, and I didn't really have any friends out of school, I had been a loner all my life basically, just with my 5 siblings there and my parents. Sometimes I even wished school would start again, for now my only life was really online. I didn't mind, I had been homeschooled up until last year, I didn't really ever have any friends, and I created awkward silences to quickly for comfort. I went over to the computer located in the front room. I turned it on. It was Wednesday right? Perfect! The latest Naruto manga had come out online! I went to the website, beginning to read the first page. Suddenly the computer screen turned white. I cursed in Japanese(watching subbed Naruto anime let's you learn some). I reached out my hand, about to tap on the monitor (like it would help), then gasped. My hand went through the screen. Before I could react anymore though, I felt myself being sucked into the screen. Then it was black.
When I regained consciousness I was on the floor, not the tile floor of the front room. I saw feet around me, a crowd? Oh crap, had I collapsed again? No wait, the monitor…
"I think she's awake uhn." I heard a voice say. I froze. Did that person just say…
"Get up." I heard another voice say, kicking my side. I sucked it in, if it had been Taylor she would have screamed like someone had stabbed her eye. I got up slowly. Looking around me, I saw faces. I knew who they were, but I couldn't register why they were there.
"Who are you and how did you get in here." I heard another one of them say.
"Holy crap…" I said, taken aback. Was I imagining things? Before I could say anything else however, I felt my arm bring dragged into an office like area. Piles of paperwork on the desk. I was forced to sit down. And I saw two figures face me. A man with orange hair and piercings all over. The other a woman, with blue hair and an origami flower in her hair. They both wore cloaks, black with clouds outlined in white then filled in with red. I stared at them both.
"Why are you here, tell us or we kill you." Pein said
"Well, it's a long story and I'm rather shocked right now." I said. Konan stared at me.
"Fine then, but first, what is your name." He asked again.
"Megan." I answered bluntly, the habit of not saying my last name sticking.
"Well then, what is your story?" He asked. I told them, I was not from here, or really anywhere here. I was no one special, no ninja, and knew everyone here.
"How do you know of us if you claim to not be from here?" He asked. He had realized I would tell him anything, so there were no need or threats.
"Well, where I come from, there's an anime and manga called Naruto, all the people in this world are characters in it, and it tells of your past and secrets." I said. From his glare he didn't believe me. I grew angry, I hated it when no one believed me.
"I can prove it! I'll name anyone here! And also their main skill." I exclaimed. He thought for a second.
"Fine."
"The woman is Konan, she mainly uses paper, pretty awesome in my opinion." I said, pointing to Konan. She stared at me. I then pointed to Pein.
"You're Pein, or Nagato, whatever you prefer, you use your Rinngan and your six paths, this one being the Deva path." I said, pointing to Pein. I got a glare.
"How do you know so much of us?" He growled, I looked at him coolly, something I had somehow made a skill whenever my sisters teased me about anime.
"I told you, the series. No one else has this info I'm sure. I also know of the future pretty far ahead, but I wont say anything about I because then everything will get all screwed up." I said. Konan disappeared for a moment. Bringing a masked figure into the room, I let out a wince.
"Well that sucks a lot in my opinion." I said.
"Why so?" Konan asked
"If Tobi is here as an 'official' member, then it means Sasori's dead." I said sadly, more stares.
"How do yo-"
"How many damn times will I have to tell you?" I asked, cutting him off.
"Never mind, what about Tobi?" Konan asked
"I don't wish to say." I said bluntly. Stare
"Why not?"
"I do not want to die, and anyways, I wont go any further than here, but I just don't want to say." I said.
"Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi said. I glared at him.
"Tobi is actually a very very bad boy. And anyways, even IF Tobi made this place more interesting, you always annoyed the shit out of me with that act." I said, folding my arms. Stare. Konan left again with Tobi, returning with a blond guy.
"That's Deidara, uses explosive clay of which he chews up with the mouths on his hands, forms them, throws, hand sign, then explosion, his vision of art is basically a phrase 'Art is a Bang' and he always says 'uhn'." I said. Stare, "I always preferred Sasoris thought of art more, and when I first saw you, I thought you were a girl." I threw in. This made Deidara attempt to blow me up. He was 'exited' from the room and another person was brought in. A mask over part of his face, only his eyes visible.
"That's Kakuzu, a money loving guy, he can unstitch his body and black tentacles at his command, he also has about five to four hearts." I said. Before he could say anything he was 'exited' and a silver haired cursing maniac was brought in.
"Yaaay, you're one of my personal favorites in this organization.. That's Hidan, a crazy immortal Jashinist. He licks peoples blood, draws a diagram, and then stabs himself in the heart, the persons blood he has licked is also stabbed there, their bodies being linked, while it basically hurts like hell for the person, it feels epic for Hidan." I said. After a few screams from him about who I was, he was 'exited' and a man with raven hair entered.
"One of my favorites. This is Itachi, an Uchiha, one of the three remaining, he killed his entire clan for the sake of 'testing himself' is how he told his brother. I know an extra reason that 'isn't' important, your all too much time taking emo brother Sasuke is out for your head, in order to 'avenge' his clan, you use you Makenkyo Sharingan, Amatsueru and other various things, a master of Genjutsu and are overall badass to the core." I said. All I got from him was a glare. He left and a shark resembling guy entered.
"Yay! Another one of my favorites is Kisame! You look a lot like a shark, one thing that makes you stand out in the Akatsuki. You mainly use your sword, I fail at saying its name, but it's mainly wrapped up, feeds on your chakra and opponents who are hit with it. And that's mainly all." I said. He stared, then 'exited'. And last but not least a flytrap man appeared.
"And once again one of my favorites! Zetsu! Your body is split in two, black and white, two personalities, one more nice, the other hardened and more fighter like. A thing on your head resembles a Venus Flytrap and closes when you are defending. You can sink into the ground and teleport, you eat the bodies of dead Akatsuki so there is no evidence, because of that you are called a cannibal everywhere and are based as wanting to eat almost anything human in every story I read." I said. More stare. I sighed.
"There. Does that prove my point?" I asked. Stare.
"So you're saying that you came here by being sucked into your 'computer' and that you know all of our secrets because there's an anime show on your planet called Naruto?" Pein asked.
"Yep." I said bluntly. Stare
"Either you're a nutjob or telling the truth." Konan said.
"Do I LOOK like a nutjob?" I asked. Did the fact my hair was shoulder length, curly after my shower, brown, and did I mention not your average hair-do around here help? No, no it didn't. There was more staring. I didn't really see much of this on the show, just that annoying as hell close up to the eyes for shock at a simple thing said that for some reason wasn't expected stuff. I sighed.
"Can I stay or not?" I asked after a while.
"Stay?"
"Yeah, if I know so much about your group and all, the last thing you'll let me do is pursue my other dream of becoming a Sand Kunoichi." I said, I felt so smart. Pein gave me a stare, I didn't flinch, my dad gave out worse stares than that, everytime we screwed up like dropped something or did something wrong. By now I could just stare back, I could always think of Pein like my father! While he wasn't so father like, he acted like him in a way.
"I've come to a decision." He said.
"Hm?" I asked
"I've decided to-"
Note: MWAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAA And just like that a cliffhanger begins….. or not, eh! Think what you want! Anyways, this is my new story! MORE AKATSUKI! And this time it's meeeeeee with them!(One of my many dreams, along with the whole Sand kunoichi part) and so yes, I have had this idea for a book for a looooooong time! Just only now have I gotten an account on here! Please stick around for the further adventures of me! Megan, as I pursue one of my life-long and most retarded dreams! :3
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