Heir of Breath: John
" Jade what are you doing?" " Hmmm? I'm just watching Con Air, remember? You said that you wanted to watch it for your Birthday…" "Oh my god… how could I not have realized this sooner…" "John?" "MY TASTE IN MOVIES SUCKS!" Well I think it's a good movie " "No its not" Said John as he munched on piece of popcorn. " EVEN MY TASTE IN POPCORN SUCKS!" " John, your just being a bit overly dramatic" " No Jade I AM NOT being dramatic! This movie just plain fucking sucks." " John. Shut up. I know you're annoyed for being on this ship for about 2 years. And frankly I'm pretty annoyed too for being here for two years AND by your annoying commentary on the movie. Besides, you probably think this movie sucks because you missed about more than half of it when you were eating cake." " No Jade, this movie is just downright awful." *Sighs* You know John, can you just please watch the movie and be quiet or find something else to do okay? Because SOME of us actually are trying to watch a movie." "Okay, fine. But Jade I cant make any promises."
10 Minutes later….
"You know what, I'm just going to see who is online because I just don't think I can watch this movie any longer…" Said John as he stepped out of the living room and to his room. " Ok… lets see whose online….Karkat… no… I do NOT want to talk to you right now, cause you'll just make me feel a little sad…Hmm Dave's not online. Hope I can talk to him soon. Oh! Looks like Rose is online I think I'll talk to her. Although I think I'll get some more cake first…" John then goes out of his room, walks down the stairs and goes to the kitchen to get a slice of cake. I think I'm going to take the cake up to my room so I don't have to listen to Con Air. Thought John. As he is about to go up the stairs to his room he stops. " All I need is CAKE. It solves EVERTHING" And then John proceeds to walk up the stairs. " Well then John, It's a good thing it's your Birthday. Teeheehee" John then rolls his eyes then goes up to his room and begins to chat with Rose.
PESTERCHUM
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TT: Greetings John! Happy Birthday!
EB: Hello Rose. I wish I could say the same
TT: What is wrong John? Is your Birthday not exceeding your expectations?
EB: *sighs*It's horrible! I can't believe I never realized how bad Con Air was!
EB: And I liked it for SSSOOO long
EB: And my taste in movies is terrible!
TT: Ah… So was that the only horrid aspect of your party or is that where it began to escalate?
EB: WHY?! How could I not have realized this before!
EB: All my life I have wanted to watch good movies…
EB: But I chose bad ones instead! *Sobs*
TT: John…. You have yet to answer my question.
EB: Huh? Oh it was a excellent party! Wish you, Dave, Vriska and Karkat could have been there, heehee
EB: But alas! Vriska's dead and you Dave and Karkat are on a meteor millions of light eons away…
TT: Karkat? You mean that mean tempered troll who is a tad insane?
EB: WHAT?! Karkat isn't insane he's sweet!
EB: Like Gushers! And he's and excellent drawer!
TT: Um… John? Have you ever viewed Karkat's drawings?
EB: Uh… No, but I heard that they weren't so bad
TT: I will have to send you the link so you can see for yourself.
TT: .
TT: (A/N : I just realized the link isn't working, so sorry bout that, but if you want to check out Karkat's drawing, just type "karkats shipping chart" it should come up. Just look for a 4 colorful squares with crappy heads drawn in them)
EB: Holy shit. Karkats the worse drawer out of all us. And that's says something. But he's still sweet.
EB: And that shipping charts no even accurate I don't even love y…
EB: Oopsssss. Im so sorry Rose!
TT: Oh no. It is alright John, you are not exactly my ideal type…
EB: Well then, what's your type then?
TT: Seriously John? Seriously?
EB: Yep. I am so super serious
TT: Fine then. My type is people who are very adorable, who are very intelligent and who like magic. Dark magic. Which you are quite frankly not.
EB: HMMM… Interesting. So is there anyone you "like"
TT: Do you also include trolls in that category?
EB: Ahah! So it's a troll then! Which one?!
TT: Ahem… well I actually have not found anyone yet, but I was wondering if the trolls might be included in this scenario
EB: Awww…. How disappointing
TT: Is there anyone you fancy John?
EB: umm… well there is two people… one troll and a human
TT: Troll that you fancy is?
EB: Karkat
TT: Human that you fancy is?
EB: Dave
TT: I am quite surprised John I did not think you were that kind of person...I am not sure if it is women's intuition, but I believe that if you tell Dave or Karkat that you love them, it may comfort you...
EB: no way rose! I couldn't do that... it would be really... well... weird...
TT: John, you have told me yourself that not only the shipping chart but also going God Tier, almost (well you did get killed) by Jack and the incredibly long and painful process of trying to achieve the "Scratch" has bothered you. I do believe telling Dave or Karkat that you love them shall be a piece of cake!
EB: heh. Good Birthday pun Rose!
TT: That was not at all a pun imbecile
TT: Just a figure of speech
EB: well I thought it was good…
EB: Anyway, I think your odd little speech kinda inspired me… I suppose all those crazy things compared to telling someone you love them should be a piece of cake…
TT: You and your ridiculously idiotic puns.
EB: Anyway… I think I'll tell them today, guess I never had the courage before…
EB: But who should I tell first?
TT: I cannot since that is a very difficult choice indeed. But whichever way this scenario goes, choose wisely…
EB: Awww… I feel like I have to save the world again… but with love…
TT: I beg your pardon?
EB: Um… kinda that dread/ fear sorta thing when you're asked to save the world
EB: But Instead of saving the world, you're telling someone you love them.
TT: That makes more sense now. Thanks for the explanation John.
TT: But the way you stated that answer was most unlike you John. There was a sort of "depth" in your explanation.
EB: "Heroicness" I suppose?
TT: No John, just depth.
TT: Either way, tell me what will become of your love confession in the future, for I shall enjoy finding out.
EB: you are sorta creeping me out Rose…
TT: Imbecile. But I shall look forward to the news John, so do not forget. Till next time, goodbye John.
EB: Bye Rose!
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