Teen Titans Tropes

by mollipwarriorchic

If you've ever read fanfiction before, you've come across a lot of gems. But it's more likely than not that you've come across very bad kinds of fics. Very very bad. The kind of bad that just becomes annoying, If they annoy you that much, this is the story for you! From Mary Sues to bad OC villians, the TItans cover them all! Rated T for safety.

1. DRAMATIC READING

Chapter 1: DRAMATIC READING

A/N: THIS CHAPTER IS TO BE READ IN YOUR MOST IMPROBABLY EPIC, LOUD TONE OF VOICE. HAVE A NICE DAY!

ONE DAY, ROBIN WAS WALKING AROUND THE KITCHEN. HE OPENED THE FREEZER AND SEARCHED FOR SOME PIZZA ROLLS.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?" CYBORG ASKED AS HE WALKED IN, SWINGING OPEN THE MINI-FRIDGE FULL OF BEER AND SODA.

"SOME PIZZA ROLLS." ROBIN SAID IN A SOFT VOICE, STILL SEARCHING.

"OH…OKAY. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT." CYBORG CRACKED OPEN A SODA AS HE LEFT THE ROOM. EVEN WITH BEING BATMAN'S PROTÉGÉ, IT STILL TOOK HIM FIVE MINUTES FOR HIM TO REALIZE THERE WEREN'T ANY.

"DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!" ROBIN SWORE AS HE LEFT THE ROOM.

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So...yeah. This is a crack fic. A major, major crack fic. And this will be a genuine drabble story. I promise. Ex-girl scout's honor. Review and Favorite. Grammar Nazis and Flamers welcome.