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Breakfast At Tiffany's

You'll say, my cooking tastes like cardboard
Like cardboard from a coal mine
And you won't clear your plate

You'll say, my waffles have come between us
My waffles look like old dust
And they're falling apart

And I say, what about, Breakfast at Tiffany's
You said I, think I, remember the film
It was black, on top of the, milk that she gave us
And I said, well that's, worse than I've got

I'll see you, buy the only food that you'll eat
The only food you'll eat cooked by me
Ramen and sorted canned peas

Oh what now? How can I overheat ramen
The instructions on the bag it came in
Say heat for 3 minutes.

Then I said, what about, Breakfast at Tiffany's
You said I, think I, remember the film
It was black, on top of the, milk that she gave us
And I said, well that's, worse than I've got

You'll say, my cooking tastes like cardboard
Like cardboard from a coal mine
And you won't clear your plate

You'll say, my waffles have come between us
My waffles look like old dust
And they're falling apart

And I said, what about, Breakfast at Tiffany's
You said I, think I, remember the film
It was black, on top of the, milk that she gave us
And I said, well that's, worse than I've got

And I said, what about, Breakfast at Tiffany's
You said I, think I, remember the film
It was black, on top of the, milk that she gave us
And I said, well that's, worse than I've got

-November 5th, 2000-ThirdRealiti-