I hope you think this is funny… I did this because I was bored. I might add on with another character if I get enough positive reviews. It's really hard to come up with some stuff, so sorry if it's not funny. Oh ya! I'm sorry if this offends anyone. It shouldn't, but just in case. I don't have anything against Edwar, Bella, or Jacob, I actually like them, so I am not trying to be mean. This is just for fun.
15 Ways to Make Edward Cullen Angry Without Killing Bella
1. Steal Bella and lock her up somewhere private. Once Edward can't find her, stand up in front of the whole school and announce that Bella was just murdered by a rival vampire in Canada. Then tell him you kidnapped her and she's safe after he runs to Canada to rescue her.
2. Tell Edward that Bella is pregnant with Jacob's baby, and that she has been for over a month. Extra points if you somehow stuff her shirt so she looks more pregnant.
3. Shave off all of Edward's hair and eyebrows so they can't grow back. I have no idea how to do this, but it would be funny.
4. After Bella gets turned, shave off all her hair and eyebrows so it doesn't grow back. I still don't know how to do this.
5. Clone Bella a hundred times and lock Edward in a room with all the clones; he'll go crazy trying to resist the blood because he won't know which one is the real Bella. Make sure the real Bella isn't in the room, just in case.
6. Inform Edward that Bella has found another man and she no longer loves him. Make sure that the new man is Jacob and they are getting married. Then send Edward a fake invite to the wedding.
7. Give Bella an entire blood transplant so that it smells all weird to Edward. Trust me, he won't like that.
8. Whenever Edward is around, flirt with Bella. A lot.
9. Give Bella a "gorgeous makeover" right before their wedding. Enough said.
10. Put some type of substance into the food and water supply of all the animals on Earth so that their blood tastes like human food. That way, all the vampires would have to drink human blood, or drink blood that tastes like dirt for them.
11. Make it so everywhere on the world is really sunny, so vampires go crazy from being inside, covered up, or away from civilization.
12. Find a way for Bella to never sleep so that Edward can never watch her sleep as a human again.
13. Find away for Bella to never stop sleeping as a human, so Edward would be angry after not being able to talk to her.
14. Have the Volturi pass a law that makes vegetarian vampires illegal so they would have to drink human blood.
15. Cast a spell on either Edward or Bella that makes it so that whenever they touch, even the tiniest bit, Edward has to eat an entire pound of human food.
Any new ideas?????