Fisheas and Ferbooks

A Crossover of Phineas and Ferb and Fish Hooks

"Ah, what a nice day!" Phineas said. "I really like my new goldfish!" Phineas sighed. "I really wish I could communicate with the fish underwater. That's it! I know what we're gonna do today!" Meanwhile, at Bud's Pets... "Really, we need to talk to humans somehow..." Milo said. "You know, it's impossible to communicate with humans." Oscar sighed. Phineas and Ferb walked into the pet store. "These fish are so cute!" Phineas said. "Oh, Look!" Milo said. "A Human!" "Did that blue fish just say 'a human'?" Ferb wondered. "I don't know. They must speak english like us!" Phineas sighed. "Uh-oh..." Bea sighed. "RUN BEFORE THEY TAKE US!" Oscar said as he ran into other tanks. "Maybe they're friendly?" Milo said. "Of Course were friendly!" Phineas sighed. "Let's go with them!" Milo said as he jumped out of the tank and hugged Phineas' leg. "Milo! Wait! You have no water or watersuit!" Bea said. "Uh-oh..." Milo said. He fell on the ground and started having a seizure. "Help! Help!" "Here you go little fellow." Ferb sighed. He put Milo back in the water. "Thanks!" "You're Welcome!" "Now let's get some watersuit and go out the tank with them!" Bea said. They took their watersuit and jumped out of the tank onto Phineas and Ferb's hands. They had a seizure, and the watersuit put water pressure on their eyes. "Well, it's good to be out here with you guys! We have extra watersuits in case our current one finishes all of it's water. Once you see that we're out of water, put a new watersuit on us." Oscar told Phineas and Ferb. "Okay... but how are you still alive when you have no water?" Phineas sighed. "These watersuits give water to us!" the three all said. Phineas and Ferb took the three to the P&F home and put them in a fishbowl and Milo, Oscar, and Bea took their watersuits off. Phineas and Ferb kept them as their pets. Bea was reading a science book. "Oh! Now I know how the hear us speak english! Only people who believe in fish speaking english hear us speak english." Bea said. "But wait! Principal Stickler doesn't know we're out here!" Oscar yelled. "Easy. I'll just call him and tell him we're given new owners and have been sold!" Milo said. He picked up the phone and called Principal Stickler.

(Blue - Principal Stickler, Green - Milo)

Hello?

Hey!

What is it Milo?

Just calling to tell you that we've been sold and we have new owners now.

Well okay, then. Thanks for telling me. If your owners sell you, then give me a call and I'll get you back in the school. Bye!

"How'd it go?" Phineas asked. "We're kicked out of the school forever unless you ever sell us, then after we go back we'll be back in." Milo sighed. Candace walked in to see those two talking to fish. "What are you guys doing?" Candace sighed. "We're communicating with fish. These speak english!" Phineas told Candace. He pointed to Milo. "This is Milo," He pointed to Bea. "this is Bea," He pointed to Oscar. "and this is Oscar." "Let me see. Speak!" Bea spoke, but to Candace, she heard her speak fish. "See! They speak fish, not english!" Candace yelled. "Actually, Bea told me and Ferb that only people who believe in fish speaking english can hear them speak english." Phineas said. "You're making an obvious stupid joke, Phineas." Candace said. "I know what I must do." Milo said. He grabbed a watersuit and went out of the water. The suit put water pressure on his eyes. He climbed up Candace's arm and made a mad face. He punched his fist to his fin. He punched Candace so hard that Candace broke her neck. Phineas was so hard to look that he closed his eyes and fainted by mistake. Bea also fainted, but she landed on a tiny button that no one ever saw. No one ever knew about that. When Phineas fainted, the button Bea landed on made a trap door that he fainted into. Phineas broke his leg, arm, and neck. He was so unlucky. Under the button was a trap door that the button that Bea pressed also opens. She fell down and broke her neck too. "Oh Dear Gosh." Oscar said. He grabbed his watersuit and went all the way to Phineas and Ferb's bathroom. Oscar jumped into the toilet. Once everyone was back, they were looking for Oscar. Milo looked in the bathroom. He saw Oscar flushing himself down. He found a cowboy rope in his pocket and used it to save Oscar. He took him back to the fishbowl. "Hey Milo! While you we're looking for Oscar, we built a bunch of Fish Tanks for you and got all your fish friends duplicated and brought back here!" Phineas said. Each of the three fainted, but Candace also fainted. The three ended up in the fish hospital, back at Bud's Pets. "What just happened?" Milo asked. "I just had a dream that two lovely kind people brought us to their home." Bea said. "So did I," Oscar said. "Me too." Milo said. "How could all of you be having the same dream?" Mr. Baldwin said. "Mr. Baldwin?" they all said. "You're a doctor now?" "Yeah, I was looking for a new job after I couldn't stand being a teacher anymore." Doctor Baldwin sighed. Bea read her science book. She didn't find anything about humans hearing fish as english when they believe. Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb, in their backyard, was creating their "Transport to the nearest fishtanks and make fish" invention. They used it on theirselves. They were turned into fish and transported to Bud's Pets. They were put in the dentist's office, where Milo, Oscar, and Bea were. "Hey, you look just like people in our dream, Phineas and Ferb." Oscar said. "We are Phineas and Ferb. The three gasped. "It's-it's you from our dream!" They all said. Meanwhile, at the backyard, Candace saw the invention, and accidentally shoot herself with it. She teleported to be with Phineas, Ferb, Oscar, Milo, and Bea. "Oh, hey Candace!" They spent the rest of their life as Fish.

The End