"OH MY GOD!!! I MADE A FAN!!!"
"Yes! That movie was awesome!! So were the goblin kings pants!!"
"Yes!" Aariel had finally seen labyrinth.
"Hey Terri!" Aariel was in the bathroom fixing her bra.
"Hey what?"
"I wish the goblins would come and take you away right now!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I'm being sucked into the computer!"
"Uh huh sure!" Aariel said not believing her. She had said this to her friend many times tonight.
When she came out of the bathroom… Terri was missing :-0 !!! (gasp!!!)
"Hello Aariel." Jareth said coming from the fireplace.
"What are you… some kind of Santa clause wanna-be? Wait... hold on! I know those pants! You're the goblin king?!?"
"No… I'm a banana!"
"Really? I've been craving one of those!"
"Well, this banana is to good for you! Now do you want your friend back or not?"
"Aw no! She ain't getting you all to herself!!!"
"You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth before Terri becomes my hoe forever!"
"I'll be seeing you in 13 hours big balls!!!" She screamed as he faded from view. "Well… hmmm… any banana trees around here? On second thought… how about a peach?"
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"What the frananagana?" Terri said looking around. "I know Timmy has some strange friends but this is ridiculous!" She was surrounded by little goblins. Just then… a blonde tall… tight pant wearing… sexy dude walked in.
"You! Come here!" He said pointing at Terri. She walked over to him and he grabbed her by the arm.
"Whoa! Dude! What's going on here?"
"Well… you're friend the little mermaid wished you away. Now if she doesn't get through the labyrinth in time… you will be my hoe forever."
"Hold on… aren't I supposed to be a goblin?"
"Yes… but you remind me of that Jennifer Connelly girl. You really look just like her. (no joke there!) And she looks like the one who beat my labyrinth and I wanted her to be my hoe so I'll settle for a mini-her."
"Well… where are you taking me?"
"My room. You're friend is to stupid to solve the labyrinth… so you will be staying here."
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"Hello?!? Mr. Worm? Are you here? Where's that opening?"
"I'm over here man." The worm said in a Jamaica man voice. There was hippy music all around him and he was smoking a big thing of angel dust.
"That means the opening is right there!" Aariel said running as fast as she could… and ran straight into the brick wall.
"The door is a few inches to your left man."
"Now you tell me that! I guess this is payback for hitting Terri with the door. (Just happened!)"
"Yeah man! Have fun! Hey watch me! I can fly!" The worm said jumping off the ledge and falling to his doom. "Tell the missus I love her!" his last words were.
"Strange little creature." Aariel said running into yet another wall… and then into the opening.
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Terri was getting very bored… so she went back to the throne room when she heard a familiar melody.
You
remind me of the babe
What babe? babe with the power
What
power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the
babe
I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What
could I do
My baby's love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody
knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or
puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance
magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic,
dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic,
jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump
on me
Slap that baby, make him free
"One question!" Terri yelled over the music. "What is up with slapping babies?"
"Oh I suppose you could do better?"
"Not me… but some other aboveground people could!"
"Prove it!"
"Okay!" Terri took out her mp3 player and wished for speakers… and got them.
The opening to limp bizkits re-entry filled the air.
"step
right up, step right up everyone. whether you're good or bad, happy
or sad,
whether you're an emotional wreck, or a blissful speck in
the black hole of an existance we
call life. step right up, and
witness something you will be soon to never forget. feast your
ears
on the most ferociously soothing waves of sonic communication to ever
be created. built
for you by the master..."
fred:
"hey!"
ringmaster:
"...built
for you by the mast..."
fred:
"hey,
shutup already, what is it?"
ringmaster:
"what
is it?"
fred:
"um...
yeah, dog. what is it?"
ringmaster:
"what
is it?"
fred:
"dude,
chill man."
ringmaster:
"it...
is limp bizkit!"
"That sucks!" The goblins yelled.
"Shut up!"
"No hoe!" They yelled again and started screaming "hoe hoe hoe hoe!" over and over again.
Just then… Jareth repapered in front of Terri. For some unknown reason… he had been gone.
"What did you do to them?"
"Nothing! They didn't like my music! You know… they remind me of the boys at school"
"Well… You're friend only has an hour left… she passed out after hitting a wall…"
"Aww… payback for hitting me with a door!"
"What?"
"She hit me with a door."
"You mortals… strange."
"Yeah, yeah. Do you really have freaky little peaches that send people into dreams?"
"No… they send them into nightmares"
"Ah. So… if I ate a banana… what would happen?"
"What is it with you two and bananas?"
"It's a long story."
"Would it take more than 13 hours?"
"Yup."
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Aariel suddenly heard a loud growling sound. "Whoa! That sounds like Justin's stomach!" She heard it again and decided to go check it out. She walked for about two minutes when she saw a big red furry beast hanging upside down from a rope. She ran over and got bit by a freaky thing. "Oww! You son of an aardvark!" She yelled so loud… it scared the things away.
Aariel went over to untie the big furry thing… only to realize it was Justin with a lot of back and chest hair. "Aww… poor Justin. Oh, well… your just going to hang around for a while." She said running away… only to fall to the ground holding her foot screaming "CHARLIE HORSE!!!"
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"Stupid Aariel!" Terri said looking through one of Jareth's crystal balls. She was lounging in the throne while Jareth was… where was he?
Suddenly, Jareth came walking in with a hat pointing to the side of his head, baggy jeans, and a south pole hoodie singing "hot in here." Terri started bursting out laughing.
"I wish I had a camera!" She said… and she got one. She took a whole roll of 24 pictures of this. "Aariel is going to love this!"