"Good evening, good evening! Welcome, to the Jerry Springer show! Why are you here today, Roman?".
Roman clears his throat. "I'm here today, Jerry, because I have a huge secret to tell Seth today".
"OOOOOOOOooo". The crowd said amused in unison.
"And that would be?". Asks Jerry.
"I have man parts and a lady part". Says Roman.
Jerry chuckles. "Let's bring out...Seth".
Seth storms on stage walking angrily. "Dude, what the hell?!". He yells.
"S-Seth! I know I should've told you-"
"Your damn right, you should've! Are you shitting me, babe?!". Seth snarled.
Roman sighed softly. "Listen...Seth...There is good news that can come out of this!". Roman said.
"Really? Such as?!". Seth yelled.
"I-I can't get pregnant!". Roman cooed positively.
Seth put his hand through his hair.
Roman licked his lips.
Whenever Seth does that, it turns Roman ON.
""I mean, come on, isn't really that big of a deal?". Roman questioned as he blocked out his distraction; how hot Seth looks.
"It is to me!".
"I don't know what else to say...except for this". Roman took out his fake eye from his eye socket and put it in his hand. "Take my eye. Will it make make you feel better, as a peace treaty?". Roman gave Seth a small smile sympathetically.
"BRO! EWW! Seriously Roman, who are you?". Seth shouted.
"I'M STILL THE MAN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH, SETH". Roman shouted back.
"is there anything else you want to tell me?". Seth asks annoyed.
"Yeah". Says Roman in a calm voice.
The security guard brought out the cake.
"Seth, let's get married!". Roman beamed excitedly.
"Wh-what? Yo, I...Dude..."Seth says cautiously.
"Do you really want to?". Roman asks.
"Uuuuum...Give me a minute to think".
Roman nodded.
The crowd and Jerry went crazy. They were fascinated but grossed out at the same time.
Seth grabbed the cake and whistled for Roman to turn around.
When Roman turned around, Seth threw the cake in Roman's face.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?". Roman shouted. He did what he could to wipe the cake off of his own self.
"YOU ARE, YOU FUCKING MORON!". Seth screamed.
Roman threw some cake at Seth's hair.
'God, his hair looks sooooo sexy'. Roman thought to himself.
Seth launched himself at Roman.
The two were wrestling and fighting the urge to make out.