The Search For The Ocarina of Time: Prolouge: Boredom and Writer's Block
DISCLAIMERS: I don't own these dudes. This is something to get my creativity going , and will most likely be really stupid. Enjoy! (I hope....)
*scene: A teenage girl is typing away at her computer in a dark room. The only things visible are her outline, the computer, and a Mikau plushie sitting on top of the monitor, all made visible by the computer's lights. Suddenly, she just stops*
GIRL: Ai! Writer's block!!
***just then, three SHAPES fall from the ceiling***
SHAPE #1: Ow... Dude, that wasn't funny...
SHAPE #2: Eeheeheeheehee!!
SHAPE #3: Uh-oh...
***lights come on, revealing that GIRL is Akai (duh), SHAPE #1 is Mikau, SHAPE #2 is SKULL KID, and SHAPE # 3 is Link****
AKAI: Oh great, maybe you three can help.
MIKAU: Sure, girl!
LINK: Why not? I DO help people for no apparent reason...
SKULL KID: Eeheeheehee!!
ALL (but SKULL KID): *sweatdrop*
SKULL KID: I will summon the moon!! And it will crash!! And you will all DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
MIKAU: O_o
AKAI: *grabs Mikau plushie and squeezes in fear* O_o
LINK: Didn't I just STOP you from doing that...?
AKAI: (ahem!)
LINK: Oh, I mean, ah... O_o
MIKAU: Skull Kid, you need help, dude...
SKULL KID: So do you, surfer boy! Eeheeheehee!!
AKAI: *chucks plushie at SKULL KID*
SKULL KID: Damn! *big mallet labeled "CENSORS lands on SKULL KID's head*
AKAI: Censors! You're from an E-rated game, bud!!
SKULL KID: $%@#$!!! *train labeled "CENSORS" rolls over him*
AKAI: VERRRY bad word! Now gimmee my plushie back!!
SKULL KID: *grumble grumble* *throws back plushie*
AKAI: **hearts encircle head as she hugs it*
ALL (but AKAI): **sweatdrop
LINK: Uhm, this is reaaaalllly stupid....
AKAI: Huh? Why?
LINK: Well, no plot, no setting....
AKAI: *waves hand and they all appear in Clock Town*
**********DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY*************
***72 HOURS REMAIN***
AKAI: Well, there's our setting/plot....
MIKAU/LINK/SKULL KID: *facefault*
AKAI: Huh? What...?
MIKAU: Girl...there's our moon.....*points up at a huge grinning moon with scary eyebrows and a nametag that says, 'HI! My Name Is Dorothy Catilonia!"*
ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
AKAI: Now wait....erm, Link, don'tCHA' have that spiffy Ocarina....
LINK: I dropped it somewhere in Termina.....
MIKAU: Dude, that doesn't help much....
SKULL KID: HEY!! BIMBOS!! AREN'T I THE ONE WHO'S BRINGING IT DOWN?!
AKIA: Nope, this is AU. There's ANOTHER Skull Kid doing alla' this....
MIKAU: So, like, is there another Mikau?
LINK: Or Link?
AKAI: Nope. Only another Skull Kid.
LINK: Well THAT was smart, Akai...
AKAI: Why are you blaming ME?!
SKULL KID: Well, you ARE the author....
AKAI: Hmm... Good point...
LINK: *lightbulb appears over head* Wait! Then can't you just ZAP! Us outa' here!
AKAI: *sweatdrop* Nooo.... But I CAN add another character to the mix...
***enter an 11-year old, female Zora**
MIKAU: Who's that?
AKAI: Your daughter, from the future.
ALL(but Akai and ZORA): O_o
MIKAU: Well, it's kinda' cool...what's your name?
TSURA: Tsura, Dad. You DID name me...
MIKAU: Uh, yeah....
SKULL KID: OK, great. We have to find the Ocarina before three days are up, right?
AKAI: Right! Now listen up, 'cause this is what we're going to do: I have a plan.
ALL(but AKAI): AHHHHHH!!!
AKAI: Shut up. This is the
Zelda stuff I have:
25 Bottles
1 Ocarina of Time (copy, no Song of Time capabilities)
1 Fish Bone Guitar
1 Fishbone Sax
1 Woodland Flute
1 Fairy Ocarina
5 Bows
5 Quivers
3 Fire-Arrow Power-Ups
2 Ice-Arrow Power-Ups
1 Light-Arrow Power Up....
LINK: Forget it!! We'll know what we have when we need it!! WHAT'S THE PLAN!!!??
AKAI: **Sweatdrop** Here's the deal: Each of us is going to scour one part of Termina. Skull Kid'll take the Swamp...
SKULL KID: Oh I WILL?!
AKAI: *punching him in the face* Yes you will. You're the closest the we've got to a Deku scrub...
SKULL KID: OK...oww...
AKAI: Right, I'll take the Mountain, 'cause I've done it before AND have a Goron's Mask.
LINK: YOU've done it before?! HOW?!
AKAI: *gets freaky look in her eyes* I ...can....control....you....
LINK: O_o Never mind...
AKAI: *eyes go back to normal* Good. You'll be taking the Canyon....
LINK: NOOOO!! SCARY!! GHOSTS!! MUMMIES!! ZO-*gets him in the face* I want Clooock Tooooown....
AKAI: Too bad. Tsura's getting Clock Town, 'cause she's inexperienced. Mikau, obviously, you're getting Ocean. Now... *hands out Zelda stuff* I want you all to learn this song: It's called The Song of Friendship:
(Down C, Up C, Right C, Up C, Down C)
MIKAU: *makes face* That sounds AWFUL, dude!
AKAI: Too bad!! 'Cause that's how the song goes!!!
AKAI: Once again, too bad. That's how it goes. If you find the Ocarina, play the song on it/your assigned intrument to call us all together for the Song of Time. And, please, help people along the way: It pays off!!! You never know what you could get as a reward....
LINK: Like dandruff shampoo!!?
AKAI: *punch!* No stocking-brain, like an Ocarina!
LINK: But why do we need...? *it hits him-:LITERALLY!* Oh!! Right!!
AKAI: OK, everyone, move out!!!
READER: Wait! Do me a favor!!
AKAI: No.
READER: I AM reading this crap!!
AKAI: *sweatdrop* Deal...
READER: REMOVE THE DOROTHY MOON!!!
AKAI: All right.... *eyebrows and nametag vanish* THERE!!
READER: Good....
AKAI: Ok, NOW move out!!*gets out Fairy Ocarina and plays Song of Soaring; disappears in flash of wings*
SKULL KID: Whatever...*takes out flute and plays Song of Soaring; disappears in flash of wings*
MIKAU: Well, Tsura, see ya' around....*takes out guitar and plays Song of Soaring; disappears in flash of wings*
LINK: *shivering* Z-z-z-zombies...n-n-n-not again...*takes out Ocarina of Time Copy and plays Song of Soaring; disappears in a flash of wings*
TSURA: Uhm...well, 'later!!
And so begins our stupid- erm, EPIC adventure....
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REAAALLLLLYYYYY Dumb. There's going to be 16 (O_o) more parts: One for each character each day, and a "Wrap-Up" chapter. Dumb, I know, but keep reading, as it will probably get better. And R&R please!