Warning: Slash. RemusXSirius. Very bad, crude humour.
I do not own Harry Potter and never will (much to my disappointment)
Remus was sat on the train, he smiled to himself as he prepared for his first year at Hogwarts.
He looked around at the other people in the carriage.
James Potter another first year with messy black hair.
Peter Pettigrew, a shy fat boy.
Arthur Weasly, a seventh year Gryffindor, Peter's friend.
Lily Evans, a pretty muggle born witch.
Severus Snape a greasy haired, hooked nosed boy.
And finally Sirius Black, the famous Black heir himself.
His parents had told him tales of the Black family and Remus felt slightly afraid as the heir started talking to James Potter whom was staring at Lily Evans whom was talking to Severus Snape whom was eyeing Sirius Black with distaste.
Remus glanced over to the other two boys Peter ad Arthur, they smiled encouragingly at him and he smiled nervously back.
He couldn't get close to anyone, if they found out his secret then he would be kicked out.
One term was all he was hoping for, one term was all he wanted.
He suddenly noticed James Potter staring at him.
"What house do you want to be in?" Sirius Black asked him and Remus was startled.
Why was the Black heir talking to him?
He cleared his throat nervously.
"I haven't really thought about it." his voice was quiet and Sirius looked at him with his stormy grey eyes, peering out from under his silky black hair.
"Well I want to be in Gryffindor." James Potter said stubbornly. "My parents were in Gryffindor and I want to be in Gryffindor."
Sirius leant back and eyed Remus again as Severus spoke.
"Gryffindor?" he scorned and everyone turned to him.
"Slytherin is where the best are!" he spoke again and James eyed him sourly.
"I think I'd leave if I was put in Slytherin. Wouldn't you mate?" he turned to Sirius who merely shrugged.
"My whole family have been in Slytherin."
"Oh yeah, forgot about that, sorry."
Just then the compartment door slid open and Lucius Malfoy stepped inside.
He eyed the boys looking at him and said. "Black! You are a pureblood! So why are you sat with these - ah - filthy mudbloods and halfbloods." his voice was a silky drawl and Remus gulped.
"Take that back Malfoy!" Arthur Weasly had stood up with his wand pointing between Malfoy's eyes.
"I'm quivering with fear." Malfoy said sarcastically as Sirius stood up.
"Sit back down Weasly. You can't afford to spill pureblood." Everyone took a sharp breath at these words and Sirius turned to face Malfoy, who's face was a lazy smirk. "- But I can."
He drew back his fist and punched Malfoy straight in his face, the older boy staggered before looking at Black.
"What's got into you!" he hissed at the heir who smirked back.
"I'd rather sit with mudbloods and halfbloods than a group of stuck up purebloods any day."
He pushed Malfoy out of the compartment before sitting back down where everyone was staring at him.
"I'm going to be in Gryffindor too James, I'm going to break the chain." he said smugly.
And that was the minute Remus Lupin fell in love with him.
Sorry for the shortness!