A/N: I do not own the title, for it is from the lyrics of the Aerosmith song by the same title. However, I DO own the characters in the story. The story starts out after the high school football game, where the home team won 35-7. The marching band people are all on their buses, and there is a surprise for one of the buses. Sorry I skipped the football game, as I normally will do in the future, for I'm horrible at writing those types of things. Enjoy!

Chapter 1: Arm Pits

"Unfortunately, this bus won't have any chaperones, due to our lack of volunteers." Mr. Johnson said, his words receiving loud cheers from the band. "But you still have to act as though there is one on here." At this he got off of the bus, climbing into his car. Zach rolled his eyes. "Such a stupid band director." He couldn't help but think.

Mr. Johnson obviously didn't know how Zach normally acted on two hour long bus trips. Then again, Mr. Johnson didn't know very much in general. Yes, he was a great band teacher, pushing his students to do their best. But he was clueless about the world outside of music. Like, for example, how the band acted whenever the football team had creamed the other team.

"Hey Zach!" a brunette girl squealed, sliding into the seat next to him.

"Hey Natalie." Zach said, wrapping an arm around her waist. "We're all alone…"

"Minus the people in the front of the bus." She said, leaning in.

"They don't matter." Zach murmured, planting his lips on hers. He kissed gently at first, the started nibbling on her lip. Natalie practically sat there, numb, occasionally kissing back with inexperienced lips

"Damn freshmen – they're such horrible kissers." Zach thought. "But she might be better at something else..." Zach, along with everyone else, knew that no one in the lust department compared to color guard. Even if Natalie was half of what they normally were, Zach would be on cloud nine in no time.

Zach stopped kissing long enough for him to pull off his t-shirt. He gave Natalie a peck on the lips, then started pulling up her tank top.

"What are you doing?" she said, pulling it down back over herself.

"I want to see you without clothes." Zach said seductively, pushing up her skirt.

"No!" Natalie said, standing up quickly. "Just because you're a sophomore doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with me; I'm not a sex toy Zach!"

Zach sighed. "If you feel that way Natalie, I guess that's fine with me." He said.

"Really?" Natalie said, stunned. What happened to the sex god she agreed to date, just for that very purpose? "I'm okay with it, really. I just was surprised, that's-"

"We need to talk Natalie." Zach interrupted, suddenly serious. "I don't think this relationship's going to work out."

"I was just kidding Zach!" Natalie said, tears gathering in her blue eyes. "You're breaking up with me just because I didn't let you fuck me right away??"

"No." Zach said, smiling inside. Now was the time to deliver his favorite line. "You're just not my type of girl, that's all."

"Oh, I see." Natalie said, before breaking into heavy sobs. Her mascara ran down her face in thick black lines, and she got up. "I better go, before it gets awkward between-" Natalie stopped suddenly, running to the front of the bus where her friends were sitting. She slid into one of the seats, sobbing and Zach could see her friends nodding and patting Natalie sympathetically.

Now that that was over Zach scanned the bus for a new target. He felt no remorse for what he had done whatsoever, which didn't bother him the slightest.

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"My poor Asian buddy." Lily said, giving Natalie a hug.

"Asian buddy?" Sarah asked, confused. Natalie certainly didn't look Asian to her

"It's a long story Sarah, don't attempt to catch up." Lily said, rolling her eyes

"We've only been going out a few days!" Natalie sobbed, repeating the phrase for what had seemed like the 100th time.

"Have you noticed how he's gone out or hooked up with every girl in color guard?" Amanda asked.

"And the trumpets." Corinne added.

"Hell, every girl in band," Samantha said, "Me included."

"He hasn't touched pit yet." A voice came from the row behind them. The five of them turned around, and groaned.

"Oh, hello Janie." Sarah said coldly. Janie, like the 5 of them, was a freshman, but was disliked by most everyone outside of pit and Drumline. As to why, Janie was clueless, but others viewed her as the female equivalent of Zach.

"And a very warm hello back to you too." Janie replied sarcastically. "But seriously, Zach hasn't laid a hand on pit yet."

"Then your lot will be next, I'm sure." Amanda said. "And after he's done he'll go a second time around the band."

"Unless pit stops him in his tracks." Janie said, eyes glinting. A small smile pulled on the edge of her lips.

"What are you suggesting?" Natalie asked, suddenly interested.

"I call it… Plan Z."

A/N: So, what do you think of the beginning of my first ever fan-fic? Please review! Chapter two coming soon...