Title: Home Ec
Date Written: 8/17/05
Rating: K
Word Count: 100f
Spoilers: Slight for FUMOFFU, episode 1
Characters/Pairings: Kaname, Sousuke, Kurtz (mentioned)
Disclaimer: Full Metal Panic is not mine Notes: Requested drabble.
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Home Ec was not normally a dangerous place.

Then again, Sousuke was NOT a normal high schooler.

"All you had to do was read the directions." Kaname's voice was deceptively calm.

"I did."

"And yet you managed to blow up the oven."

"Affirmative."

Kaname felt a migraine coming on.

Sousuke wiped his face with the corner of his frilly pink apron. "I don't understand this."

"Are you SURE you didn't put anything... extra in?"

"Affirmative."

"Because I'm having 'foot locker' flashbacks."

"Negative, ma'am. I included everything the recipie indicated, including the one pound of nitro."

Kaname went for her fan.

Sousuke had a sneaking suspicion that Kurtz was behind this.
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