Harry Potter Gone Bad
By Delacour6
Disclaimer: None of these caracters belong to me
they are either J.K. Rowling's or themselves.





Ron: Hey, Harry! What's up?
Harry: I did it again.
Hermione: What?
Harry: I played with your heart. Got lost in the game.
Ron: You OK? You were fine yesterday.
Harry: But now I'm stronger than yesterday.
Hermione: Harry...we...are...going...to...take...you...to...Madame Pomfrey.
Ron: Should we knock him out so he can't hurt anybody?
Harry: Hit me baby, one more time!
Ron: He asked for it!
KLUNK!
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Ron: Harry, are you OK? You were acting like Brookney Pears.
Hermione: Ron! It's Brittney Spears.
Ron: Whatever.
Hermione: You OK now?
Harry: Uhhh...
Ron: I think he'll be fine.
Harry: Is that your final answer?
Ron: Huh?
Hermione: (Gasps) Oh no!
Harry: Are you ready? Let's play Who Wants to be a Million-
KLUNK!
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Hernione: Shh... He's waking up!
Harry: OVERTURE! CURTAIN, LIGHTS! THIS IS IT! WE'LL HIT THE HEIGHTS! AND OH, WHAT HEIGHTS WE'LL HIT! ON WITH THE SHOW! THIS IS IT!
Ron: harry?
Harry: Nyeah? Whats up, Doc?
Hermione: Aaah?
KLUNK!
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Harry: What happened?
Hermione: Oh, Harry! You were-then you were-oh!
Ron: Oops! Gotta go. Bye, guys.
Harry: May the force be with you. Always.
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A/N: Thank you for reading. Please review.