Place For My Head
Author's Note: I just got this idea! Please read and review and also I don't own House or the characters. Anyways enjoy!
The patient was now frustrated having just been called an idiot by House. She had to get back at him some way. Then she got this evil idea after seeing Foreman and Chase. They would make pretty girls. Then she overheard something about House's friend Wilson. He would probably make a pretty girl too. But who she wondered would be the prettiest? There was only one way to find out.
The next day waking up, House noticed something peculiar about the way his body felt. He looked at his chest and sat up in alarm. He had boobs! He felt for his penis. It was now a vagina! He felt his hair. It was long and curly. What in the hell had happened to him?
Chase, Wilson, and Foreman were all experiencing the same confusion as they were all turned into a different gender. There was one thought that came into all of their minds. House.
The patient awaited for them to arrive.
This should be entertaining, she thought.
Chase arrived first, "What are you doing here? You really should go back to your room."
"I wanted to witness my hard work for myself," the patient replied.
"What do you me-? You did this!"
"That's right!"
Cameron walked in and her eyes widened dramatically, "Chase?"
"This crazy patient turned me into a woman!"
The patient laughed.
"Why did you do that to him, Ms. Snow?"
"For fun! And vengeance."
"Vengence? I never did anything to you!"
"I'm not talking about you. I'm taking about Gregory House!"
"Then why-"
"Like I said fun! And I'm not turning you back until I had a good laugh!"
Foreman and Wilson walked in.
"Where's House?" Wilson demanded.
"He's not here, yet," Chase answered, "but according to our patient he's the one she's punishing."
"Why do this? What did House do?"
"He made me feel like an idiot so naturally to get him back, I made you all feel like idiots!" She looked at Cameron. "Well at least all the guys."
House limped in. He would have laughed at Wilson, Foreman, and Chase, but he was on the same boat. He didn't have any patience for this even if it was a bit fun to play with his boobs. He was furious.
One question was on his mind, "Why?"
"Who's the idiot now?" Ms. Snow answered slyly.
"You did this because I called you an idiot?"
"Yes."
"Then you're an idiot and why does Cameron not get this gender magic?"
"She's nice."
"Wilson is nice too but he was subject to the gender magic."
"He's your friend."
"Good point. You're smart. Now bibbitee bopitee boo us back into our own bodies."
"I'm not changing back until I had my laugh. You can gain my laugh if you agree to a little game."
"Forget this! I'm not playing." Chase said.
"Then stay a woman for the rest of your life." Ms. Snow replied.
Chase sighed, "What do you want us to do?"
"Put on a dress and make up so I can judge who is prettiest."
"That's all?" Wilson asked.
"That and an apology from House."
House rolled his eyes and Wilson shot him a death glare. There was no getting out of this one. So they each put on a beautiful dress and Cameron applied their makeup. They looked stunning. When she looked at Foreman and smiled, they all looked confused.
"Foreman is prettiest." Ms. Snow judged.
House looked at Chase and pointed and Ms. Snow shook her head no.
"I kinda agree with her." Cameron stated.
Ms. Snow smiled, "Now the apology."
"I'm sorry I called you an idiot. Are you happy now?" House said impatiently.
"Mean it."
"Okay, okay I'm sorry."
"Well, I imagine it isn't going to get any better than that so I accept your apology."
Ms. Snow worked her magic and the men were men again.
When Ms. Snow departed, Wilson said to House, "I hope you learned your lesson."
House smirked.
"Of course not." Wilson said shaking his head disapprovingly.
House never learned any lessons.
Author's Note: Ha ha! I hope you enjoyed this! Please review! 8D!