one day while sailing out in the sea luffy noticed something. so he shot out his rubber strechystick and like tied it around a stake on some island and pulled himself forward. then when he retracted it he got some serious splinters on his wingwong. anyway luffy ignored the pain of the splinters because when he loooked he saw SHANKS...t he red hair shank... firecrotch shank. "luffy ive been waiting YEARS for you what took you so long" he said. and luffy was like "wat" and then shanks was like "remember that arc where sanji and that one old sack of shit were stuck on an islnd and had like no food... that happened to me and i was WAITING for your fucking help but you never came" and then loofy was like "o". then the going merry-II electric boogyloo or whatever it's called parked outside the island and all of luffy's frinds were there now. then luffy was like "so shanks what ahve you been up to bsides being stuck on this rock" and shanks was like "well i was in the mrines... and also the pirates... and even in all those criminal organizations you guys took down. luffy... i am the illuminati." and luffy was like "shit" and then shanks was like "ye i got banished to thsi island for knowing too much. also im your father. also i know what the one piece is," shanks said. and luffys eyes burst open. "really? want is it?" and then SHANKS SQUAT ON THE GROUND AND RELEASED SOME FECES AND IT RICOCHETED OFF THE UCKING GROUND AND HIT LUFFY IN THE FACE "THiS IS IT LUFFY, THE WAN PISS," shanks said. luffy screamed as the poop stung his eyes.
"hey stop that" norororororrorororornoa zorororo said. then he used his SUPER special technique... the FOUR sword style. where he would use his crotch to hold his fourth sword... tht was a part of his body. he killed shanks. then usopp said "nami did your bipperboppers get bigger" ad nami slapped him (with her boober). like no not boobers, A boober. her boobs merged into one single boob. a boober. then sanji was like "zoro your fourth sword sucksits almost as small as your dick" and zoro was like "IT IS MY DICK" and cut sanji. then luffy licked the one piece off his face and realized hew as growing EXTREMELY powerful. "this is it... the ultimate power. friendship"
"hey stop that" norororororrorororornoa zorororo said. then he used his SUPER special technique... the FOUR sword style. where he would use his crotch to hold his fourth sword... tht was a part of his body. he killed shanks. then usopp said "nami did your bipperboppers get bigger" ad nami slapped him (with her boober). like no not boobers, A boober. her boobs merged into one single boob. a boober. then sanji was like "zoro your fourth sword sucksits almost as small as your dick" and zoro was like "IT IS MY DICK" and cut sanji. then luffy licked the one piece off his face and realized hew as growing EXTREMELY powerful. "this is it... the ultimate power. friendship"