Author's Note: Hey, all you readers out there! As you could probably guess from the name, this is a 'joint' account between both me (Ash Phoenix) and AngelJeanne. And, look at what we cooked up with both our brains!
Disclaimer: The characters used in this fic are, in no way, owned by me - er, us. This honour goes to Square-Enix.
Chapter 1: Mmmmmm, cookies!
It was a long day for Saix. And by long, we mean loooooonnnnnggggggg. Not only did he have to defeat a whole herd of Heartless, but he also has to 'babysit' one of the cutest members of the Organisation, Demyx.
Saix: CUTE?! You mean: extremely annoying, useless … (Insert long rant here)
Anyway … here, Saix is baking his 'stress relief' cookies in a pink apron, which were a gift from Xigbar.
Saix: Heh, 'gift', yeah. I gave my 'gift' to him. Why do you think he's got that eye patch? Hahahaha - (Insert evil laugh here)
(Insert random gasp here)
Demyx follows the scent of cookies and literally floats into the kitchen, right in front of Saix. Saix jumped.
Saix: Holy hearts! You gave me a heart attack!
AJ Phoenix: Err … Saix, you don't have a heart.
Saix: … (Insert long pause here)
While Saix is 'awkward', Demyx is randomly counting the number of 'H's in Saix's previous sentence.
Demyx then puts on his 'smarty pants' glasses and tries to work out the meaning of life from the number of 'H's in Saix's sentence.
Saix looks at Demyx strangely.
Saix: What, in the name of Kingdom Hearts, are you doing?
Demyx: Would you believe me if I said I knew what I was doing?
Saix takes no time to think about the answer.
Saix: No.
Demyx: You're so heartless!
Saix: That is so true, I am a being without a heart.
Demyx: Oh yeah? Well, just because I don't have a heart doesn't mean I have a brain.
Saix looks at Demyx … again.
Saix: Why do you keep making me look at this idiot?
Demyx: Because I'm so adorably cute!
Saix shudders. "Bleh." Saix goes to throw up, but nothing comes out.
Anyways … Yet again …
Saix: At least you got something right. You don't have a brain.
Demyx begins to hum a tune. "Happy … Happy … I'm … Singing the Happy Song."
He then stops when he hears Saix says: "No, I'm not going to say anything."
Demyx: Eh … What?
Saix shakes his head. "Forget it. Why are you here?"
Demyx: Ummmm …
AJ Phoenix: (Whispers) Because you smelt cookies.
Demyx: Oh yeah! 'Because you smelt cookies!'
Saix: … (Insert another long pause here)
Saix: Err … I think you meant 'Because I smelt cookies'.
Demyx: Oh, you smelt them too?!
At this point, Saix resisted all urges to go 'Claymore' on his ass.
Saix grits his teeth. "Would you go away if I gave you cookies?"
Demyx chirps up and starts drooling like a little puppy. "Yep!"
AJ Phoenix: Aaw!
Saix: You're telling me that you find Demyx drooling … cute?!
AJ Phoenix: (Nods head) Yep! Uh … again!
Saix slaps his forehead. "I'm surrounded by idiots … Well, mainly Demyx …
Anyways … Yet again … again?!
Saix, out of the goodness of his non-existent heart, gave a couple of cookies to Demyx, who scoffed them all in one go.
Demyx: Mmm, fanks Saix fur the cookies.
Saix: … Okay, now get lost.
Demyx skips away. "Lalalalala …"
Saix: Damn Demyx for his …
AJ Phoenix: Cuteness?
Saix: Don't even go there …
AJ Phoenix: Er … Saix? What's that smell?
Saix turns around slowly, and sees the cookies burning. "NO, NOT THE SECOND BATCH!"
Author's Note: Aaw, poor Saix, left with all the burnt cookies! Well … we hope you liked reading this as much as we liked writing it.
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