"Holy shit episode 6 of Life is Strange is coming out", Erk Hawt Dog Man kerg said while he was typing. "Kerg is gonna be in it!"
*Erk's roommate comes in*
"Who the fuck is Kerg? And what the fuck is a kerg? The fuck?"
While Erk's roommate was sitting down, he saw Erk getting mad at him. Erk tried to calm the fuck down and not be mad at this roommate. (Idk his roommate's name rip)
"Kerg is the most coolest 14-year old on the planet and she's a kerg."
Erk's roommate was confused as crap.
"Well, okay."
4 hours later
"I'm so excited for episode 6!" Kerg says
"I'm hella excited too hottie kerg bish." Chloe said
They both were playing Minecraft, and they decided that they should get snacks.
They both went to get French fries, chips, and chocolate chip cookies.
"This is gonna be hella awesome kerg!"Chloe said
"So hot kerg." Kerg said
While they were eating their snacks, a hort came in
"HI BITCHES THE CARROT IS HERE!" Nathan said.
They both were scared shitless so they ran to Hot Topic.
"This Overwatch merch is so kerg." Kerg said.
"Whoa dude! Look at this shirt!" Chloe said
After they were done, they went to go to Chloe's car. When Kerg opened the door, she saw Erk.
"ITS ERK THE HAWT DOG MAN KERG!" Kerg says happily.
"Sup, Kerg." Erk says.
"Holy shit! Is that the Erk guy?" Chloe said.
"Yes I am, Chloe." Erk said.
After that, they both went home and played Minecraft Story Mode and ate snacks.
"Kergs let's go get a PS4" Kerg said
"Okay." Erk and Chloe said
They went to Best Buy and got a PS4. When they went home, they played Overwatch on the PS4 and Life is Strange on the PC. Then they all cried
The End Bishes Kergs