Len and Rin's Journal

by TurkeyLenChan

Welcome to the magical land of Vocaloids where Len and Rin bring you weekly chapters on their stupid life. Weekly Posts - Len posts on Saturdays, Rin posts on Sundays. Rated T for some more mature humor in Kagamine Short Chapters. (Backstories from some chapter are on my other story, The Misadventures of Gumi and Len (and a little bit of Rin))

1. Rin hates Miku

Since this is a back and forth journal between me and Len and ONLY me and Len, I can write whatever I want about other people. Like Miku.

REASONS TO HATE MIKU:

1. She thinks she's the best because everyone knows her and she's the "first Vocaloid", but NEWSFLASH, Leon and Lola were. And before you say "Oh she was the first Japanese Vocaloid", that was Meiko. I looked it up.

2. She can't cook. I'm sorry, but I can only take so much leek stew before I go insane.

3. Speaking of leeks, THAT'S ALL SHE EATS! I swear that girl needs some breathmints. Wait, she does. "Leek Mints". Yeah, that'll definitely help. What idiot made those?! Oh yeah. MIKU.

4. She.. Isn't the brightest. Like I said. She made leek mints.

I could go on. There's more if I'd check. There's more things on this list, THAN CHINS ON HER NECK (rin vs miku rap battles must happen) Anyways, Miku just burnt the house down so I need to go get the fire extinguisher. Peace out.

You've just witnessed the roast of RINISNOTONFIRE -que explosions-

What do I put here? .-. ~Kagamine Rin