Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with or is part of the Ml books that all belong to Cassandra Clair.

AN- Beware if you read this you must review!!!!!!!!!! MUST !!!!

Ways To Annoy Jace

Dye his hair an exotic color

Tell him that he should go as Draco Malfoy for Halloween

Make him wear tight leather pants

Report him as a mundane abuser

Recommend that he and Clary go on Jerry Springer to find out who their father is

Take his Stele and replace it with a stick or wand

Decorate his room using bright colors

Paint his Shadow hunter gear bright pink with pink fuzz clued on it

Make him go on a mission against all those who wear white after Labor Day.

Paint his nails

Get him drunk

Tell him that you know that he secretly loves Alec

Buy him a bunch of cats

Make him live with the Fey

Take him and Alec and Magnus out clubbing to a gay bar

Tell him you know he's screwed Isabelle

Give him the talk about how you shouldn't married your siblings

Tell him that your wayyyy hotter than Clary and that he should date you

AN- OK now that you've read the story REVIEW!!!! IF I get at lest 6 reviews I'll post another list of ways to annoy Isabelle.