So I came up with this idea while watchingt Breaking Dawn (for the second time, I'm sad to admit) with my friend today. Plus all the Harry Potter things I've liked on Facebook have helped my dislike for Twilight grow even more helped me. Oh, and a t-shirt that said: 'Jacob: shot with silver; Edward: head cut off'. So, while this story is more for the 'Twilight Haters', enjoy it and have a laugh (that is, if it's funny...).
Eric Kripke owns Supernatural, as does Stephanie Meyer with Twilight.
"You'll be fine. I pretty sure that you're strong enough to get over this," Dean reassured the brown-eyed girl he was hugging.
Bella buried her face deeper into his jacket. "But I loved him so much. I don't know what I'll do without him."
"Well," Dean said, pushing her away from him so he could look her in the eyes, "You are not going to spend months and months thinking about him. Promise me that you won't be suicidal or anything, OK? I mean, you can't have been that in love with the guy: you only knew him for about a year."
Bella nodded, making her promise to the person she had only met a few days ago. "The Cullens seemed so normal, well, apart from the freaky eyes, freezing skin and flawless looks."
"Yip, they usually do seem that way. Luckily Angela Webber managed to see through their charade and called my dad when she did, or she probably would have just made them very mad by ramming a wooden stake through their chest."
"I'm surprised that just decapitating them could kill them. And Jake, a werewolf?" She gave Dean a cheeky smile, "You're pretty good with that gun of yours."
Dean nodded at the compliment and began to walk back over to Sammy and his dad when Bella spoke again.
"Jeez, Forks is one messed up town. To be honest, I think that it's very luck that you offed Jacob and Edward when you did, Dean. Who knows what kind of mess my life would have been? I might even have married one of them." Bella crinkled her nose up in disgust. "Can you seriously imagine being married to a monster? The marriage would have led onto...well, you know...and then maybe even…kids? Just the thought makes me nauseous."
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