What the hell!
Elka was in the cellar clearing out some of her stolen goods when Joy came in...
Elka: ahh there you are I thought I had lost you hugs a bottle of vodka
Joy: Elka what are you doing down here?
Elka: oh its you iam clearing out!
Joy: why?
Elka: iam going to buy a car!
Joy: you're too old to drive!
Elka: you drive!
Joy: iam younger than you!
Elka:yeah yeah!
Joy: iam!
Elka: 90's the new 80!
Joy: iam not 80 iam 51!
Elka: eh!
Joy: oh shut up iam not having this fight again!
Elka: I won!
Joy: won what?
Elka: the fight!
Joy: ohh shut up!
Elka: you shut up grabs hold of a vase and shoves in on Joy's head
Joy:ELKA!
Melanie and Victoria hear the scream and come down the cellar to see what was wrong...
Melanie: what's happened?
Elka: I shoved a vase on Joy's head to shut her up!
Melanie: Elka!
Victoria: boring!
Joy: excuse me but I would really like to get this of!
Melanie: ok erm me and Victoria will try and pull it off!
Joy: don't pull my hair
Melanie: will try not to!
Melanie and Victoria pulled at the vase but it would not budge!
Melanie: it won't move its stuck!
Joy: try harder!
Melanie: but I don't want to hurt you!
Victoria: Elka what possessed you to do this?
Joy: yes I would like to know that too!
Elka: you where annoying me so I thought shove a vase on her head it worked!
Melanie: we need something to break the vase with Elka you got a hammer?
Elka: you're not breaking my vase!
Joy: iam not staying like this all day!
Melanie: well we will just have to take you to the hospital!
Joy: well can we hurry up then I feel like a bloody idiot in this!
Elka: but you look good!
A couple of hours later at the hospital...
Melanie: erm hello receptionist person my friend has a vase stuck on her head!
Receptionist: yeah whatever!
Melanie: please you have to help her!
Receptionist: just sit down and I'll call you when a doctor is ready for you
Melanie: oh thank you
Joy: bloody receptionists!
Melanie: now Joy we are just going to sit down here
(Joy falls over)
Melanie: oh dear erm come on get up Joy!
Joy: iam getting up shut up!
Melanie: don't take it out on me its not my fault Elka hates you!
Joy: I don't care anymore about her I just wish she woul'd shove things on my head!
Melanie: look I know you're cross but just chill it will be off soon!
Joy: it better be!
Melanie: it will promise!
Receptionist: Joy Scroggs!
Joy: that's me!
Receptionist: Nurse is calling you!
Joy: I know!
Back at home...
Elka is sitting with Victoria watching edge of tomorrow!
Victoria: which side do you think looks best right or left?
Elka: what?
Victoria: my face left side or right side?
Elka: ohh right side!
Victoria: oh thanks!
Meanwhile back at the hospital
Joy and Melanie where with the nurse finally!
Joy: we have been waiting in that bloody waiting room for 3 hours!
Nurse (laughs) sorry I can't take you seriously with that on you're head!
Melanie: I know heehee!
(Joy head-butts the nurse with the vase)
Nurse: ouch!
Joy: now get this thing off my head!
Melanie: iam really sorry Joy's in a bad mood!
Nurse: well we will have to smash hit to get it off iam sure you can glue it back together again!
Melanie: ohh Elka's going to be soo cross with us!
Joy: who cares I want this off!
Nurse: erm ok stand still (smashes the vase with a hammer)
Melanie: you ok Joy?
Joy: yay I can see !
Nurse: alright?
Joy: yes I think so thank you!
Nurse: you're welcome
Melanie: can we keep the vase?
Nurse: Yes sure here you go
Melanie: thanks!
A couple of hours later
Joy: we're back!
Victoria: oh yay you got it off!
Joy: hate to wait 3 hours there!
Melanie: here you go Elka!
Elka: MY VASE ITS BROKEN!
Joy: well she said you could glue it back together again!
Elka (gives joy the evil look)
Joy: whatever!