Men and their Hooters!
I do not own Naruto
Sakura's Pov
God dammit! Not again! I thought. I gritted my teeth and glared at those pervs. I walked with a notepad and pen in my hand. I forced the best fake smile I can, but it's impossible to smile at those perverts! I walked and watched as though bastards smirked. They whistled at me, I glared at them. I walked to their table. "May I get your order?" I ask politey.
"Yeah, Do they have Sakura on the menu? Because you look fucking fine in those mini-shorts and low-cut tank top!" Shouted Hidan. I glared at him and kept my clenched fist on my side. "No, but I have a foot up your ass in my menu. Would you like one?" I said as a menacing smile came to my face. Hidan just smirked. I got more angrier. Deidara pretend to drop his drink on the floor. I glared at him as he put on his mischevious smirk. I grabbed a cloth and bend down to clean the floor. More whistles came as the men see a view off my butt. I got up immedaltey. "INO!" I shouted. All the guys started to sweatdropped. I smirked. "Um, Sakura-San, Ino is out sick." Said Karin. I frowned as the jerks smirked and harassed me. When I got their food, they calm down for a while. "Sakura-Hime, Can I have a lap dance?" Asked Sasori. I glared at him. "This is not a strip club and if you want a lap dance, why don't you just go there and eat there too!" I shouted as I threw the bill as his face. "Sakura-san, why are you working at a place so disgrading?" Asked Itachi. "Because, I'm trying to earn money for my college funds. That I haven't payed off. Since, this was the only job left I took it. Even, though I despise it with all my heart!" I said.
"Sakura-chan, there's a new job at a pet's store for a cashier." Said Itachi. I smiled and hugged Itachi. "Oh, Thank you Itachi! I owe you a big one!" I kissed him in the cheek and flicked off the whole Akatsuki. The Akatsuki glared at Itachi as he mouthed: I won. I giggled and ran to my boss. "I quit!" I shouted as I flick off my asshole boss, Jiraya, and threw my apron on him. "Take this too!" As I took my tank top and shorts off and threw it at him. And that's how many men and teens died of blood loss that day.
The end!