I don't own anything but the terrible rhyme scheme
There Once was a Boy Named Tom
Once there was a boy named tom
his father didn't want him
and his mother was gone
So he was sent to an
OR - PHAN – IGE
Where all the other kids were
MEAN - TO - HIM
He played jokes on them too
he got so mad he made
their hair turn blue
He took to sealing
OTHER - KIDS - STUFF
And pretty soon mother had
HAD - A -NUFF
But a man named Dumbledore came
he was told about "Terror Tom"
but he took him all the same
He went to a school named
HOG - GY - WARTS
Where he learned about the
DARK - Y - ARTS
And that's how Voldemort got so mean
his name makes me shiver
and his want makes me scream