Prompt: "Ninjas do not have a hive mind"
I don't own Sydney White or any of the characters. And credit for the prompt goes to my amazing boyfriend.
They were at it again. It's not like they haven't had this argument before, they just couldn't give it a rest.
"Pirates are way better. They have swords and eyepatches and parrots that talk," Spanky said, making weird general gestures for each item he listed.
"Those are all totally irrelevant to them being better. Pirates may have swords, but they don't know how to use them, they just swing them around. Ninjas are better because they work together and try know how to use just about any weapon. They function like they have a hive mind," was Gurken's retort to that. And to tell you the truth, I was starting to lean towards Ningas.
I turned to my boy scout friend and house mate George. "What do you think?" I asked my 6th grade sized companion.
"I don't know..." He trailed off, concentrating on his knot work.
"Ninjas do not have a hive mind," replied Spanky, "and that doesn't matter, cause Pirates get BOOTAY!"
Gurk sighed, starting to get frustrated.
"Oh I know!" cried George, almost dropping his tope, "Pirate Ninjas!"
"Yeah! They would work!" Spanky went along, "They would be good at fighting and get BOOTAY!"
"That's stupid," Gurken gritted out, quickly getting fed up with Spanky.
"Whatever, we both know I win," Spanky said smugly.
"You and your Pirate Ninjas are what are threatening the system and tearing it down!" Cried Gurken as he gathered his stiff and stormed out of the library.
"You gotta admit, Pirate Ninjas would be awesome," he called after our moody friend.
"Was that really necessary?" I asked, shaking my head at their antics.