Sly's AN!

After a long ass time I have returned, now we can rejoice, with a new Naruto story until I get my main one off my other computer. So now I wish to welcome you to the first ever instalment of Naruto: Operation S.O.L

"Well Shit"-Talking

'What now'-Thoughts

Chapter 1: A Hero?

As the night slowly rolled over Konoha loud noises could faintly be heard from the Hokage tower. "What the absolute fuck Jiraiya how could you lose Naruto after I specifically told you to keep him by your side. Fuck I don't even know why I am still here after hearing this shit." The female yelled at a somewhat old looking man. "Tsunade I told you I had no control over what happened, after all I said that he beat me didn't I!" Jiraiya yelled back at Tsunade as he watched her chug down another sake bottle.

Tsunade took a pause as he looked at Jiraiya. "Ha…HAHAHA, you really lost to a kid who only knows the rasengan and shadow clones, you can't be serious."

Jiraiya looked down and sighed lightly. "Well I did, he used something, I don't know what it was but I couldn't even use the kawarimi to escape out of it; it was some type of taijutsu, it seems like something not even Guy knows.

"Hmm, well that's strange indeed. So now what, now with Sasuke and both Naruto gone from the Village I have to make a whole new team 7, I have to make recovery teams for both of them…god damnit all, why would Naruto of all people do this?" Tsunade looked down and slowly stood and looked at Jiraiya. "Well this will be one hectic night." Both of them nodded and then laughed.

-Night Time Three Months Later-

"Tsunade you want me Kakashi, and Sai to really find Sasuke." A pink haired woman asked as if she was holding her joy back.

"Yes, exactly my point; this mission is going to be hard I know, but we have to at least know where he is." Tsunade said to the pink haired girl that was currently standing in front of her team.

"Well I guess it's time to say welcome home, after all they have missed the greatest thing ever." Disappearing into the night he used shunshin to speed to the village in front of him.

"Finally Naruto has returned to this shit hole Konoha for one last time!" the blond wearing all back with a white fox ANBU mask yelled into the sky, as he stood atop a large pole inside Konoha. From out a window a rock was thrown at Naruto crushing the moment it hit his head. "OW, what the hell was that for, it took me a whole of two seconds to come up with that?!" Naruto yelled as he then used shunshin to get to the Hokage's office.

"God damnit that was harder, then I thought it would be." Tsunade said as she was finishing her paper work.

After the small recovery team left her office she started to rethink over her decisions on assigning that mission; sure it had to be done but something was offsetting about it all. Well after all both Naruto and Sasuke were gone, and the only one who could do this mission was Team 7, but with only Kakashi and Sakura left on that team with this new guy Sai, it must have been hard for them…especially Sakura, after all she liked them both; but she liked Sasuke slightly more, he was the badass right?

Naruto stood atop the Hokage Tower and sighed. "I would hate to enter without some sort of grand entrance, and with hearing that this 'Team 7' was off getting Sasuke-teme then he would be making his ideal entrance for nothing; nonetheless he continued without them, they don't have to be here to notice it really.

He slowly redid his sword and pointed it at the roof he stood on. "Naruto…." He said as the area below him shattered under his feet. "He returned to Kono…" was all he could say as he landed face first into the floor.

"Who are yo…?" Tsunade paused as she saw Naruto slowly getting off of the ground. "Naruto is that you!"

"No it's the candy man." Naruto said sarcastically as he dusted himself off as he stood.

"Of course it is, now tell me were where you, we were all worried that you had died or…"

"Ha…HAHHAHAHAHAHA, are you serious you thought someone like me could die so easily, I mean really I am not like I used to be, you should really get better at getting new information.

"Wait…then how did you, why did you?"

"Slowdown Tsunade I would tell you but now is not the time, after all that's all irrelevant now."

"NO don't try to dodge my question unless you want me to force it out of you."

"Oh Tsunade I like the sound of that, but…you're not my type after all."

"What do you mean I'm not your ty..BAH, that's not what I meant and you know that!" Tsunade yelled as she clenched her fist ready to strike him.

"Ah none the less I will not tell you but I will tell you one thing. That thing is that I have returned and I would like to 'join your ranks' again." He said with a slight tone of disgust towards the end.

"Ugh, because I don't have all day, I guess you win for now. So I guess I will let you in the ranks again but you will be tested once Kakashi and Sakura get back."

"Ah good old Team Seven will slowly be whole again." He said jokingly as he walked out the room. Just before forgetting Naruto looked back at Tsunade. "Just stay out of my way, I don't need more people thinking me as suspect on my return."

Tsunade sighed as she looked to her left. "You can come out now Jiraiya, I know you were watching. So do you really believe or…"

-Well that concludes chapter one of S.O.L, hope you enjoyed it, and I shall see you later my kits

-Ja ne :3