Like A Boy?

Summary: 17 to 18 years of friendship, Kenji finally asks Uriko to be his girlfriend. By the later notice of her answer, yes, he just suddenly flipped out, Uriko thinks he's cheating on her so she changes a few minor details and transforms herself into a boy, just to find out what his problem is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bloody Roar games, but I do own this story, ha ha ha, um, I don't think that makes it any better...

Anyway on with this story... Oh, and for the record this is a K+, and it does have a few funky scenes that can plant some provocative images in young peoples mind, so don't light me up with any flames, because I am warning you.

Chapter 1

The peaceful spring wind gently swept across her fair skin, along with the fresh, cut grass; even though the fresh smell of grass didn't smell as fresh as it sound because she couldn't stand the smell of cut grass; it stink; but for some strange reason she found the terrible aroma quite peaceful, and relaxing. That included the thick forest behind her, and the pond just a few feet in front of her, it shimmered it's beautiful reflection on her flawless skin, when the sun beamed on it, the flashing lights slapped across her skin making her complexion just as bright and radiant like the sun. 'It has been a long week.'

Uriko thought. The first day of spring and she spent it all alone with her journal. She eschewed herself from the rest of the outside world, based on the embarrassment she encountered the entire week, but she was just curious; she just wanted to know what Kenji was really hiding, what kept him so distant from her; basically like spying if you want to call it that. Glaring up at the sky, Uriko reminisced every little detail that has happened that week, and decided to write it all down in her journal, laughing at the stupid stuff she did, and kind of disappointed with the plan she made up just to see what he was doing... She just shrugged it off and wrote down what had happened at the beginning...

Beep, Beep, Beep... Uriko rolled around her bed, trying to drown out the sound of that alarm clock, thinking it was all in her dream, she constantly screamed, "Please, shut-up!" Saying the continuous words; Shut-Up, over and over she suddenly bolted up like she was The Undertaker from wrestling; no matter how tired he was, he seem to sit up almost immediately, which, sort of, reminded her of him. She glared angrily at the clock, and it took her at least 3 minutes exactly, to realize that she was 15 minutes behind school schedule, ( she usually get to school around 7:00, but she woke up at 7:15) which also meant that she had only 15 minutes to get dressed, brush her teeth, and get to school which was about a few miles away. Springing up from her bed, she threw on her uniform, and sprinted to the bathroom and clean her mouth, grabbed all her belongings, and darted downstairs grabbing a banana and a chocolate granola chewy bar, and by 7:20 she was out the door.

Dashing down the street placing her strap, look-like-a-briefcase, school bag across her chest, she jouked the other pedestrians, by dodging in between their legs, or other wild moves basketball guys do to avoid contact; and sprinting pass the bus stops. Using her catlike back hind legs aka her paws to balance her self across the rails, she ran using her and her feline energy to a maximum, she leap up the trees and jumped each branch like a scared monkey, all the while increasing her speed, until she was like a Tarzan, or a cheetah; except swinging from numerous trees. When she saw the light, telling her that was her short-cut route, she used her foot to push from the trunk of that tree, and basically flown through the trees, until she felt like she was going down. Mimicking Chris Brown's moves from Takers; when he tried to get away from the cops; except this was dealing with the trees, not scaling buildings, she made it out of the forest in the nick of time. By 7:28 Uriko was at the school, happy and out of breath she ran as she heard the last minute warning bell, and ignoring her locker she went straight to class trying avoid any tardy passes.

Entering the room by the skin of her teeth, she heard the bell sound and took a seat, breathing harder than a person in a fierce battle, and more dehydrated than a diabetic, she immediately collapsed in her seat. Feeling major exhaust coursing through her body; the teacher strolled in, and screamed her name making her jump immediately, the teacher mandated not only Uriko, but the rest of the class to stay focused and awake. "Today is going to be a long day, and being lazy and sleeping isn't going to make anything better..." The rest of the words seem to ostensible to Uriko, because it went straight in one ear and right out the other. She was so tired, the running burned her out, and she felt like a MetroPCS charger that was short-circuiting. She rested her head on her hand and placed all her weight on her weak arm, looking away from the teacher and was glaring at Kenji who sat in front of her.

She saw that he went back and forth to his cell-phone, constantly. Noticing that he was acting a lot different than usual, not only was he texting rapidly, and fondling with his phone so much; it just looked like he was mad, she could tell by how he was shaking, like a leaf in a hurricane, something had to be bothering him, Kenji never got mad so easily, so something had to be up thats when she suddenly became worried. "Miss. Uriko Nonomura!" Her head snapped out of the empirical moments with Kenji, and now on the teacher, who seemed very upset.

"Ma'am?" Uriko heard her self respond back.

"Answer this Algebra question, with this coordinate pair (12,-33) and a Slope of -1/3, with this equation y-y1 =m(x-x1)?" Uriko let out her breath and thought to herself, 'Ugh, she only do this to me!'

"Um, I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention..."

"Where are your notes from last class?" That's when reality came back to Uriko, why didn't she just say she was sick, or take the late pass?

"Um, in my locker..."

"Why is it there"

"Well I woke up late..."

"That's all I need to hear, Uriko. You come unprepared, almost late, day-dreaming, and not precipitating in today's activities, you should receive an automatic zero, but I'm in a good mood today, so if you don't want that to be on your school grade, you take down notes and accept a D, unless you answer my question and receive a C for today's grade. Now back to work..." Uriko looked in her bag, upset, and thought 'Oh man, she can be a real douche! And she didn't even let me finish my sentences! Good mood my rear!' That's when she looked at her best friend, Kenji, one last time and made a quick note that she will see what's really bothering him.

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At lunch, Uriko never felt worse, she had never been so tired, not even with her wild fighting moves, she ate a quick lunch, and walked to the Media Center to finish up a Book Report, when she remembered her banana and Chewy Bar from Quaker Oats, she'd save the Bar and snacked on her banana while strolling down the hall, when she heard somebody or some people, fussing. She peeked around the corner to see Kenji and his girlfriend Angie arguing; eavesdropping, Uriko listened in on their conversations.

"Kenji, that wasn't even me!" Angie screamed at him, as he was slowly walking away, but she pulled him back, and he reacted by pushing her arm back, and yelling at her.

"Shut-up! There's no way you can try to lure me out of this lie! I told once before, and I'm telling you this again, once a cheater always a cheater! I'm done with you..."

"Kenji, please..."

"I'm done with you!"

"Your just listening to rumors... Again! I'm suppose to be your lover, and you don't listen to me, you listen to other people, fall into what their saying! They have no proof that I would even defile you like that!..."

"LIES! They showed me the sex tape early this morning, it was you... all you! Not only did you cheat on me, but you cheated on me with 8 different guys! All in one room! All at one time! All in the same night! Then if that isn't enough, your pregnant! And you think that I'm the father, after what I just seen! I'm just done with you, I can't even see myself around you anymore... Angie we're through!"

"No please, Kenji!..."

"Stay away from me!" Kenji was basically power-walking himself away from her, as she cried behind him, begging him to take her back. Growing closer and closer to Uriko, she went to a classroom and stood there until they left the hallway. That's when Uriko remembered this morning.

"So that's what happened? Geez, 8 guys? I would've dumper her too!" Uriko said out loud, as she walked back down the hall, she peeled her banana and took a big bite when she felt her phone vibrate. She pulled it out to reveal that Kenji was calling her, 'Oh man, I know your having problems, but come on, I can't face you when I heard you screaming like that in front of Angie? But either way you are my friend.' She answered it and heard the hurt in Kenji voice when he asked her where she was.

"Well, hey to you too. I'm on my way to the Media Center, what's wrong with you? You sound a little depressed, buddy?"

"That's why I called, I just need to hang out with you, I"ll tell you what happened later."

"Um, okay. Meet me in the Senior Courtyard." Uriko was actually shocked that she didn't sound a little shaken up, especially when she saw how he blew up at his ex-girlfriend.

"Okay, Uriko. I'll be there in 2 minutes."

"Okay, Kenji." She hung up and headed straight for the Courtyard, ignoring her Book Review, she could either do it tomorrow or at home, I mean she did have at least a month to turn it in, literally.

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Just like he said, Kenji was outside in 2 minutes, he looked emotionally exhausted, but when he saw Uriko, his smile undid the hard look he had before, when he approached Uriko they exchanged hugs and as usual, Uriko sat on the table, while Kenji sat on the bench.

"So what's up?" She said.

"I just need a break..."

"...Angie?..."

"As usual!"

"What happened?"

"Same issue..."

"How many guys?"

"8 yesterday, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be 3 before today's over with..."

"Wow, Kenji! What made you put up with her?"

"Stupidity, I'll tell you that up front! But, besides her, how's your day going?"

"Ugh, nothing new! Same as always, Mrs. Dickinson is always getting on me in math, and I'm pretty sure my 3rd period teacher tomorrow will yell at me the same way tomorrow."

"Yea your right. They only do that to you..."

"I know right..."

"Yea." There was a small silence between the 2 friends, and Kenji seemed zoned out, like as though he was in deep thought.

"No matter where I look, I always seem to come across the wrong kind of girls. I just want to give up, but I have the strangest feeling I'm not looking in the right place. I feel like those damn police officers from the Lamb and The Slaughter, when they were..."

"Trying to find the evidence, and it came to show they were eating it the entire time..." They finished together.

"Yea." Kenji said and they laughed out loud together.

"Well Kenji, you really don't need a girl. You got me, I'm your best friend, I'm always going to be there for you, never use you for your heart, and the kind of chick you can depend on." Kenji stared at her, and smiled brightly.

"You see, Uriko! I can always depend on you with anything, and that's why I love you!"

"I love you too, Kenji! And anytime you need a shoulder to lean on, you can count on me!" They were always used to telling each other they loved each other, but it was always a friend type of I love you. That's when they gave each other a I'm-going-to be-here hug, when the bell started ringing to let them know class was going to start again. Kenji helped her off the table and they walked back to class talking, before saying their good byes.

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After school, Uriko had taken out her homework out of her locker and was about to ask a ride from her other friend, Arias, but she didn't know if she was at school, and then it came back to Uriko that Arias did say that she was out of town and she'll be back tomorrow. So on her way off campus, she began to walk home when she heard pedals coming up fast from behind. She turned to see Kenji coming on his bike; yes he still had it; to ask if she wanted a ride. Still aching from this mornings exercise, she accepted and hopped on, while she practically fist pumped in the air, and screaming like she did before, when she was younger, while Kenji just smiled showing that she never really changed.

Pulling up at Uriko's place, she got off and looked at him, she couldn't stand him getting hurt, nor the fact he was used, by each girl. Uriko sighed before speaking to him, in her usual voice which wasn't as loud and quirky like the fist pumps from earlier.

"Well, I guess I better get inside. Text me later on tonight, okay?"

"Alright."

"Oh and thanks for the ride home."

"No problem." Kenji said as he rode off, while Uriko practically gawked after him, before going inside.

When she stepped inside she called and searched for her mother, and strangely, she received no response. Walking into the kitchen, she seen the letter telling Uriko that she was working over-time today. Crumbling up the paper, Uriko walked upstairs reaching for her chewy bar, when her phone vibrated; clarifying that she had a text. Retrieving her phone, Uriko sat on her bed, kicked off her shoes, and saw that Arias sent a Forward about this guy and a girl; in the Forward the girl asked the guy all these love questions and he would respond no to each one, she had it up to here with the so called love he shared with her, that she walked away, and he said better words that presented he loved her more than the response she was looking for. It stated in the end of the Forward that if you sent this to 20 people who you love as much, the love of your life will call you in 60 seconds or less. Uriko made a face at the Forward, and sent it to random people.

"Damn Forwards! Whoever invented them should get slapped, they know stupid stuff like this isn't statistically true!" Tossing her phone on the bed and changing clothes, she heard her phone go off, again. A little pissed, she looked at the phone, and saw that Kenji was calling her.

"Oh My Father? I said later tonight, not as soon as you step in the door!" She answered it with a tired hello.

"Hey, um Uriko... I really need to talk to you, It's kind of urgent!" Uriko rolled her pretty Brown eyes, he always sound panicked about something, but she knew it wasn't nothing big at all.

"If it's about Angie, I don't want to..."

"No it's about you. I know that it might seem a little fast, and also the fact me and Angie just ended it... But Uriko... Um, well... Ugh, Oh man this is harder than I thought... Uriko... Grrrr, Why can't I just say it..."

"Kenji, please! What is it you want to tell me?" Kenji sighed before he spoke.

"Uriko, um,... I don't know how to put this..."

"Just say it..." The constant stalling for an answer, was killing her, and he just blurted it out.

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?" It took Uriko a minute for it to sink in, and when it did, she held her breath and didn't know wither to cry in happiness, or sit with her mouth wide open in surprise?

The long silence, made Kenji even more nervous than he already was, and when he spoke again, it made Uriko realize he was still on the phone. She felt her lungs tighten, as she heard her self breathe out, lazily saying.

"Um, yea! I'm still here?..."

"Uriko, if you don't want to be my girl, all you have to do is just say it?" Kenji had lost all his pride; just like the movie The Sandlot when the kid found out how popular that ball meant to his Father.

"No Kenji, it's not that! I just wasn't..." Right then and there, she heard Yugo talking to Kenji about something, that's when Kenji said to Uriko.

"Hey, I'll call you back." As soon as she said okay; she heard the dial tone. She hung up the no-longer-call, and laid back in her bed, still stunned by the request of him wanting to be her boyfriend. She wasn't considering getting a boyfriend especially when this was her last year in High School.

"Oh man, what should I do?" That's when she started thinking about Kenji, basically the bad things, first off Kenji wasn't a virgin anymore and she was holding her virginity for her husband. Second, he just broke up with Angie, how would that look? You break up with a Blond, with purple eyes that look blue, literally, amazing body; did I mention her hair was at least hip-length; for a best friend, who had the the same length of hair, but hers is thick. With that, Uriko thought of the positives that would happen IF she did accept the strange request, at least she would've known that they have a few things that were bourgeois between both of them. Then to top it off, Kenji put the 'S' in sexy; he would make a great laid-back, hard-working, husband, a excellent father, and provide the most sexiest children Uriko would ever lay her fine eyes on. That's when Uriko sat upright, and screamed at herself, "What are you thinking? You maybe his best friend, but people change; what if he decide to take advantage of me, and convince or possess me into having sex with him just to get what he want? What if... What if, what IF, WHAT IF! GOT-DAMNIT, URIKO! Stop questioning yourself about his intentions, just let him know, and if he tries anything funny, break up with him;thats only if I accept; and freaking leave, don't put up with it and regret it all in the end, geez!"

Uriko, ignored her crazy mind that pulled out random questions about Kenji, and tried to relax and find something to do to keep her mind quiet, when she couldn't, she went to the bathroom and ran some hot water with her favorite kind of bubbles, for a nice soothing bath. When Uriko got into the tub, she laid against the rim, and let her mind wander, when her mind settled down, images flashed through her mind about Kenji. She remembered hugging him and feeling his lean, muscular body pressed into her, and it kind of turned her on in a way thinking about it. Those strong hands softly toying with her pale skin, lightly touching her; like a feather; and finding every hot spot that wasn't seen by the naked eye, she would enjoy every moment of it, and talk to him seductively or moan in pleasure. As if the touch wasn't the only thing that made her mind wander in lust, she thought about how he licked his lips after he'd eaten; long, warm, tongue, and soft, warm lips would gently slide up and down her body, until she was pulling his hair, arching her back and screaming when he'd get her to that certain point, to where, even he was squeezing her ass, and speaking to her dirty, and nasty like, even I love you made her cu...

She snapped out of it, when somebody knocked at her door, "Oh, my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh..."

She said as she climbed out the tub, and slipped into her robe and slippers, while running downstairs and opening up the door, to see her sexual fantasy.

"What are you doing here?" Uriko asked Kenji.

"Yugo's car broke down, and I left the jumper's over here when I helped Mrs. Nonomura. I called you like 3 times already? Did you even get my call?"

"oh, um... No I didn't, I was in the tub..." Uriko said, blushing at him when he looked at her from head- to-toe. She couldn't believe she would even let herself go that far as thinking about Kenji, especially like that. Kenji licked and nibbled on his bottom lip as he looked her back up.

"So are you going to get the jumper's or you want me too?"

"Oh! My bad, come on in and get them." She responded, and backed up to let him through. He walked into the kitchen and opened the door to the garage to grab the jumper's while he headed back outside, Uriko followed him out, as she saw Kenji hand Yugo the jumper's, Yugo and Uriko greeted each other, before she went to go stand on the sidewalk, while Kenji went under the hood and placed the clips on the battery. With the jumper connected to the guy's (they knew as Skyler) car, Yugo gave it a minute to start the car, and when he did everything was fine again.

Uriko went next to Kenji and pulled him aside from Skyler and Yugo, while they talked.

"What do you want to talk to me about?" Kenji asked her.

"Kenji... I keep second guessing myself about you, but now, I think I know what I want?... Well, I know that I want you to be my boyfriend, your just what I need, everything ever wanted, the sweetest thing since romance and candy, and I'm ready to be your's... Cause, I think, I've always wanted to be your girl?" Kenji gave her a big smile, and pulled her into his arms, touching her just that way she thought he would when she was in the tub, slow and passionate, that she didn't even think when she reacted, she pulled his face down to hers and kissed him.

Shocked, Kenji just fell into the kiss, and followed in Uriko's footsteps when she started French kissing him. Loving the taste of his tongue with hers she had to recuperate, so she pulled away, giving him one last hug, while she repeated in her head, 'I love you.'

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A few months later into the relationship, Kenji has seriously changed. If Uriko ask him something, he would constantly trip, like trying to play reverse physiology on her and make it seem like she was the one sneaking around, acting suspicious. Then the phone problem... Ladies, you know somethings up when your boyfriend is hiding his phone from you, or locking his phone and not giving you the combination when you want to play games on it our find out a friends number. Just like when Uriko stayed over his and Yugo's place, Uriko was really looking into stuff.

"Hey you!" Yugo greeted Uriko, when she showed up at the door.

"Hey, Yugo! Is Kenji home?"

"Uh, yeah! He's in his room, you just around in the back and take a right."

"Thanks." She said as she made her way to his room, when she stood at the door, she heard him talking soft on his phone, kind of sexual, and then he started raising his voice at whoever was on the phone, and Uriko could've sworn she heard him say Angie. That's when she walked in, and he turned to see her standing at the doorway, and his voice suddenly changed, and he said, "I'll call you back, I'm kind of busy right now." He hung up, and gave Uriko a hug and a quick kiss before she asked who he was talking to on the phone.

"Oh, that was Andrew, he told me that he was going out of town for the week." Uriko nodded, and was trying to think about what he was really hiding.

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"I know, but still I don't want to accuse him of it, because it could all be false, and I could just be paranoid, or maybe because he can get something from another girl, that I can't give him..."

"Ugh! You sound like them dumb-ass, retarded, girls who constantly talks about how they guys are going to change when they beat or cheat on them. Investigate, Uriko!" Arias said. Uriko and Arias have been talking for hours about Uriko and Kenji's relationship.

"So, you want me to investigate? Won't that seem like a crazy, stalker type?" Uriko asked her.

"Not if he's your."

"He's just my boyfriend, not my husband."

"Uriko, just do it, you just have to be sneaky." Uriko didn't feel to sure, instead she glanced at her best friend. Arias was under 5'3, she was like a caramel mocha color with dark hair, and Dark-Brown eyes, she kind of had a body like those Night-Elves from the hit Computer Game World of Warcraft, but her butt was definitely bigger than their's. She's hasn't been in and out of relationships, she only had a few guys as her boyfriend, they just talked bad about her, so she gave up on them; but she wasn't a dike, or bi, she was definitely straight, she just wanted to wait before another guy tries to get in her life again.

"Well, I'll try something..."

"Good! Well then all we need to do is..." Then her phone rang, She answered it and began talking to her pops; who was across town, and he told her, that her mother's surgery was done and she needed to be picked up.

"Okay, girl. I got to go to get my moms; you know she had fibroids; so I'm going to go get her and I'll see you tomorrow at school." Uriko stood up and walked Arias to the door.

"Okay then." They exchanged hugs, and Arias was walking to her 1969 Chevy Camaro, for some reason she had a thing for those kind of cars, maybe the new Camaro's but the '69 she loved the most.

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"You want another one?" Kenji asked. Uriko was sitting on his lap, and they were eating strawberries and wipe-cream. (A/N: ., Um, it's not what you think... I'm going to put you in my trance, of emotion dancing! (0.0) (0.0) (0.0) =(0.0)= (spin) and stop t(0.0t) its talent time! t(0.0) (0.0) (0.0t) (0.0) /{0.0}\ (Shrug) (_._) (Close eyes and bows) *then a crazed crowd applauses in uproar* ಠ_ಠ, What the h, where did all y'all come from? Ha ha!) He came by Uriko's place later that night around 9, and of course Mitsuko wasn't home, she was staying at work doing overtime.

"Sure." Uriko responded. Kenji grabbed another strawberry, and dipped it in the whip-cream, while he watched her bite and lick the juice from around her lips.

"Yummy..." She said, all Kenji did was smile and throw away the stem, leaf, thing.

"So, why is your mom working overtime so much?"

"It's a recession you know, she's working hard to make ends meet."

"Oh..."

"Let me ask you something?" Uriko said, sitting in front of him as he laid straight out on the couch, she faced him and placed her arms on his shoulders while he rested his hands on her hips, and his fingers connected behind her. She traced a heart on his chest where his heart was, but he didn't say anything about it, she guess, he didn't realize what kind of picture she was doing.

"Are you still talking with Angie?" Kenji looked at her, like 'what the...'

"Wh-What? Are you serious? No! Where is this coming from?"

"Well, I was just wondering?"

"Uriko. Sweetheart. When I tell you that I'm over and done with Angie, I'm being honest, I mean, why would I want to be with somebody like her?..."

"Because she's not a virgin..."

"Stop right there!" He said low but strong-like. "Uriko, you don't know how much I love the fact that you haven't been tampered with... And honestly, I'd rather be with you(A/N: Oh my gosh, I love this song by Bootsy Collins!)than be with somebody who has. All because, some like to go around with more than one person, or something worse than that. If your willing to wait, I'll wait for you, even if that means until marriage..." Then he busted out laughing when Uriko gave him that look that said, 'what makes you think your going to be my husband?'

"Don't look at me like that, beautiful!... But, then again, I think the look suits you, your even cuter when your mad. You should definitely do another one!"

"Shut-up!" She said lightly punching him in the chest, as he laughed. That's when they started wrestling, basically rolling on the floor and pinning each other down, to show who was stronger, they did this for 30 minutes, that's until Uriko pushed Kenji over and he hit a little button on the radio that turned it on and it ended up playing the song by Ciara- Like a Boy.

Kenji straddled Uriko, as the song played, and even though they were having the time of their lives pinning each other down, and doing corny moves that made the other tap out; for instance, if Uriko was sitting on Kenji's back and he was laying on his stomach, and she'd grabbed his arm, not even hard enough, she would say "Tap-Out" he either tap out laughing his ass off, or grab her and lay on her, pinning her down, and say "Tap-Out", but neither of them would give in. While they played around, and got a few kisses in between, Uriko listened to the song, and a thought popped up in her head.

'Kenji said that Andrew was going to be out of town for a week, so what if I dress like Andrew while he's out, say there was a change of plans, I mean Arias can do make-up, and transform me into Andrew. And well, they hang out a lot, so why not see what Kenji is trying to hide from me? It's kind of stupid in a way, but how would Kenji know? Besides the fact of Andrew says something? That's just it! Uriko Nonomura is going to be; well not just myself when it's necessary, and Andrew Holloway as well when Kenji hangs out with the boy's... Oh my Father, I'm going to be just like a boy!'

(A/N: Oh yea, The first chapter, finally! (0.0) (0.0) (0.0) =(0.0)= (spin) and stop t(0.0t) its talent time! t(0.0) (0.0) (0.0t) (0.0) /{0.0}\ (Shrug) (_._)! Ha ha! I'll tell y'all, I've been working on this damn chapter for almost 3 freaking days! School cut in between as well, and I know I kind of rushed through everything but I didn't want to put so much in one chapter, ya know? And then again it wasn't a lot of work, but I'm hoping the next chapter is a little more humorous... Like Arias is going to tell Uriko in order to be a real boy, she has to get the Junction. ಠ_ಠ! Look, I know what your thinking, I hope; but it's not like permanent, like a surgery, but u know, and I'm going to say it straight out, she has to get a dildo, and wear it at all costs... As a guy... HA HA HA! How can you hide that from a mom like Mitsuko? Woop, Woop! I'm excited! FIST PUMPS!