A/N: Just a quick little one-shot based on something my friend said. This does have mentions of… sexual things, but not far enough for a lemon. And it's based off another story I read that was pretty funny. Happy early Thanksgiving!

If it Fits in my Mouth…

Three Titans stood with their ears against the door separating them from Raven and Robin. They could only hear snippets of what was being said, but it definitely didn't sound too appropriate.

"Are you sure it will fit?" They could hear Raven's monotone talking about something.

"Yeah, of course! It does most of the time." Their fearless leader didn't exactly say the best reply… How long have they been doing this?

"…But in my mouth? It's huge!"

"Of course. It's supposed to fit in everyone's mouth. But it should be good. The taste ends up exploding your taste buds."

"It's so hard… And thick. Are you sure it will fit?"

"Yeah. I mean, I think it should be able to. It was in a much smaller hole before it you wanted to try it…"

"But… Should I really put it in my mouth? Can't I just… use my hands?"

"That ruins the fun! And the excitement! Once you have a taste, you'll be addicted."

"And how many times have you done this?"

"Plenty. Enough to be able to appreciate it more than others…"

"Fine. I'll just try it. I'm not saying I'm going to like it. And don't force it into my mouth, got it?"

Those two were out of control. The Titans had to stop them before something… major happened. Cyborg burst in through the doors and began shouting, "What the hell, Robin? Are you making my Rae give you a freaking blow job?"

The two looked towards the older man in shock. Raven shook off the feeling and stood up, fire blazing in her eyes. "What the hell do you think I was doing to Robin?"

Cyborg, Starfire, and Beast Boy all stopped and looked around. They spotted the two giant turkey legs on the table where Raven and Robin were previously sitting. True as they said, they were pretty big.

"Wait, so you dudes were just… eating turkey?" The two birds nodded. "Why would you even do that? You know that's like eating me!"

"…I would love that." Raven was obviously pissed and ready to explode if the three Titans didn't stop her and fast.

"Well… we're just going to… go…" Cyborg looked at the turkey legs again, grabbed one, and ran off as fast as he could. Beast Boy and Starfire followed, leaving the two birds alone in the kitchen.

"I can't believe they thought I would give you a… a… blowjob," Raven shuddered and rolled her eyes at their immaturity.

Robin smirked at the goth girl. "Well, they might've thought we were dating…"

"Which we are."

"But they don't know that."

"And they don't need to, exactly for that reason."

Robin took a giant bite out of his turkey leg. "Now, will you just try some? I promise, you'll really love-" His statement was cut off by his girlfriend kissing him on the mouth, obviously getting some of his turkey leg and taking his advice.

END.

A/N: My two friends told me I should write this.

Happy Thanksgiving!

~klrob