Disclaimer: Final Fantasy Type-Zero was made and published by Square-Enix.

This the first story about Final Fantasy Type Zero (AKA: Agito 13) and it talks about the Boys of Class Zero in a really episodically funny way.

This story is all about the students of Class Zero namely King, Eight, Trey, Jack and Ace is playing their own RPG while going to their school. Suddenly Gilgamesh came and forced them to fight, but they plan otherwise.

Contains Actor Allusion, Reference Overdosed, Out of Character and Tons of Randomness in this fan fiction so be aware of these contents.

THE DAILY LIVES OF CLASS ZERO BOYS. (DANSHI REISHIKIGUMI NO NICHIJOU)

By: RagnaCloud_Rebirth

The Class Zero Boys and Gilgamesh Epic Fail

When the boys of Class Zero went to the school suddenly there is a wooden katana on the street. Eight went to it and got the wooden sword then suddenly Gilgamesh came in.

"Gilgamesh!" Ace exclaimed while preparing to throw the cards on him.

"Do you think you guys are going to fight against me?" Gilgamesh said while brandishing his big sword towards them while Eight clench his fists to box that hulking guy and Jack unsheathes his katana. Trey and King planned otherwise as they would rather play a joke on him instead of fighting him while Trey sang the Battle Theme.

"Since Jack has the katana on his hand, it's better for him to throw a bottle of Mayonnaise with a laxative on Gilgamesh and instead of throwing on him; he should give the bottle and drank all the contents of it." King said.

"What, Instead of fighting that moron, Should I give him that?!" Jack questioned them.

"Yup, Kurasame said to us" Trey replied.

"I don't like that kind of joke guys, but this would remind me of something." Eight reacted while Trey pretended to be a zombie with tons of make-up and frights Ace in an instant.

"A ZOMBIE, THAT ZOMBIE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAHHH!" Ace screamed at his lungs and fainted like he saw a ghost while King said that he is in Knock out status.

"Ace's HP is zero due to the effect of his scream towards the fake zombie." King said while pointing at Trey.

While Eight and Jack fought Gilgamesh in a two on one bout, Gilgamesh brandished his big sword suddenly, his stomach got grumbled and it got worse, he would have held his buttocks as he had a runny diarrhea thanks to Jack that he fed Gilgamesh with a bottle of Mayonnaise laced with a laxative. Eight, being the brawler, let down his fist in dismay and his face reacted in disappointment.

"What the heck was that, guys?"

While Gilgamesh ran away from the battle, he was scurrying himself to find a cubicle just to remove his dirt from inside.

"I promise that I will win this fight after that damned bathroom break!" Gilgamesh said and he was being bombarded by his bazooka courtesy of King and Trey.

Just as they finished the lopsided battle against Gilgamesh, Ace who came back to life from being fainted due to his scream, Jack and Eight were not amused as they looked at Trey and King as their heads fumed with rage and started attacked these two. As the two saw their conduct, they ran away.

"You'll gonna pay for this, bastards!" Ace yelled while he flew his cards toward them.

"I'm gonna make a mincemeat out of you, dumbasses!" Jack howled as he brandished his katana.

"You made us a joke; you're going to hell, you two!" Eight screamed while he is going to punch these two idiots.

And they really run away as Kurasame saw them and he took a video of the funny scenario.

"Tee hee!" he giggled and he said:

"This funny video would actually become a hit"

And what happened… he watched the video all over again while laughing.

END

Note from the cranky author:

That story would remind me of the anime The Daily Lives of High School Boys plus the gag flavor of Gintama and Tokyo Encounter so I Fancied the Title of this Story that is oh so episodic and still it is funny.

Did you know that in this scenario would actually remind you of parodying Tokyo Encounter since Tomokazu Sugita (The Almighty Gintoki Sakata from Gintama, Ragna the Bloodedge from Blazblue and DKN's Hidenori) who did the role of King and Yuuichi Nakamura (the one who took the role as Grey in Fairy Tail and Hazama/Yuki Terumi from Blazblue) who did Trey. They were the host of the show and what amuses me is that guest who is a fellow voice actor named Takahiro Sakurai (FF7's Cloud Strife, DKN's Yuusuke (Hidenori's bro) and FF type zero's Kurasame) who played a video game and they chose the same character with the same voice actor. (Think Norio Wakamoto is aaawesoome.)

And that scream Ace made, it was intentional since Yuuki Kaji (FFXIII's Hope, DKN's Megane) did when he was a guest in Tokyo Encounter, he screamed while being devoured by the zombies in Left 4 Dead.

Do not forget Kenichi Suzumura (FF7's Zack, DKN's Yoshitake, Gintama's Sougo Okita) who did Jack, Miyu Irino (Sora, Sena, Syaoran and Tadakuni) who did Eight and of course Kazuya Nakai (Hijikata, Zolo, Masamune Date) did the Gilgamesh well. The torture of Gilgamesh was actually a joke on how to kill Hijikata in Gintama as said by Okita.

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