"Hey Bel-sempai."

"What is it, stupid frog?"

"Happy birthday."

"Ushishi, of course the prince is going to have a happy birthday~ Now as a present, why don't you let me kill you already~?"

"I have a better present for you."

"Wha-wait, wait, wait, why are you taking off your pants?"

"To show you my present."

"AHHH! MY POOR PRINCELY EYESS!"

"Bel-sempai, I'm wearing underwear."

"…The prince knew that. Oh? Is that my face I'm seeing~?"

"I got underwear with the fake prince's face so he doesn't rip it apart next time we go to-"

"Shhh! Do you want everyone finding out about your 'nightly strolls' with the prince~?"

"Mmphhnffmmggmphmmff. (Translation: I think the banging gives us away, Bel-sempai.)"

"Shishi, let's bang some more so that they'll really know~"

"You're so bipolar, Bel-sempai."

"Ushishi~"

"…You just ripped your own face apart."