Look everyone I'm FINALLY doing GTA3: Sonic! I got bored with focusing on
SttH so I'm trying to see if this fancies me.
Knuckles is in a black leather coat, walking up to a small looking laundramat.
Knuckles walks in, and fingers the Uzi in his left-bottom inside pocket.
Sonic is there, in the background, holding a Shotgun, behind a small pillar. He looks around the corner.
Sonic: Knuckles?
Knuckles looks at Sonic.
Knuckles: Sonic?
Sonic: Knuckles, what are you doing here?
Knuckles: I'm here to collect the protection money a wench on my gang's territory in blood, that she hasn't payed in a loooong time.
Sonic: Would her name be Sally Acorn?
It was already spooky, being that it was dark, and raining outside, but that god-forsaken name instilled fear into all that heard it.
Knuckles: That's the one. How did you know?
Sonic: I'm working as a Hitman. To assasinate her.
Knuckles: Sounds like we'll be doing both our bosses a favor killing her.
Sonic: That's for sure.
Sally rounded a corner from a hallway. Knuckles hid behind a pillar, and Sonic took sharp aim.
Sonic: 5..4..3..2..1.. GET HER!
Knuckles ran out in front of her from behind the pillar, shooting her with a Uzi. Sonic pumped her with a few shots from his Shotgun.
Sally: Why.. Sonic... Why?.........
Sally fell to the ground, dead.
An Alarm started.
Sonic: Get the hell out of here!
Sonic sped out the door, and so did Knuckles. Sonic kept going, down the road, and he jumped into a convertible with the hood down, knocked the driver and passanger out, and drove away. Knuckles climbed up the wall of the laundramat, and climbed up onto a tall apartment building next to it, and jumped from roof to roof to get away. Several men with pistols ran out of the building, but saw no intruders.
Later, Sonic and Knuckles met at the outskirts of Chinatown, at a corner. Their meeting place.
Sonic: I told Tails to meet us here as well.
Knuckles: So, what is this meeting about?
Tails scaled down the building behind them, and said,
Tails: Yeah, I was having fun with Tikal.
Sonic: I just wanted to tell everyone I got another job I want your help on. My next target is Bunnie Rabbot. Apparently, my boss hates SatAM characters, and so do I.
Tails: Aren't WE technically SatAM characters?
Knuckles: No, SatAM characters fall under created in SatAM.
Sonic: Exactly. Anyways, I stole Bunnie's PDA, and she had a map listing where she was going to go and when. Currently, she's going to a Male Prostitution building.
Tails shudders.
Tails: That's even more evil than female prositution.
Bunnie: That might have been the worst mistake in your life.
Knuckles jumped at Tails, and tackled him before Bunnie shot him.
Sonic: DIE!!!
Sonic charged at Bunnie, not even stopping to draw a gun. He leapt up into the air, turned Super, and stomped her face in from above.
Super Sonic: EVIL!!
Sonic started beating on her, obviously having an immense hatred against the robot/female rabbit. After she had been beaten to the point where she probably couldn't move, Sonic tossed her ontop of a building, and reverted back to regular.
Sonic: Uhhh.. Forget about going after her, I already took care of it.
Knuckles: Damn, I was supposed to be the one relentlessly beating her. I'm the one with the sharp knuckles.
Sonic: Then climb up there and put her out of her misery.
Knuckles: Gladly.
Knuckles climbed up ontop of the building, and then continued what Sonic had startedm inflicting much more damage due to his spikes on his hands.
Tails: For someone that could've been dead right now hundreds of times over, I feel pretty calm.
Shadow: I have that same feeling.
Sonic: SHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow dodged Sonic's Sonic Boom ability, and returned it with his own air-piercing flesh-slamming scream.
Shadow: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic was slammed through several buildings.
Shadow: Now, I didn't come here to attempt to kill you- again-, I simply came to ask you if you saw Bunnie Rabbot.
Tails: She's ontop that building.
Shadow: Chaos Control!
Shadow inspects the corpse, and immediately jumps off.
Shadow: I guess I won't have to cover up for that illegal bank withdrawl from her account by me after all.
Knuckles: Boy, everyone hates SatAM characters. Bunnie couldn't get a boyfriend, so she was going to a Male Prostitution Facility.
Shadow: You mean an M-Pimp house?
Tails: What's that?
Shadow: Man-Pimp. Otherwise, a pimp that recruits guys. A gay guy most of the time. Mostly attracting gay customers. A gay-
Knuckles: I think we get the idea.
Sorry about the sudden change in plots. So apparently, the Sonic gang has been driven to crime, and they're hunting down SatAM characters? I'll explain next time.
Knuckles is in a black leather coat, walking up to a small looking laundramat.
Knuckles walks in, and fingers the Uzi in his left-bottom inside pocket.
Sonic is there, in the background, holding a Shotgun, behind a small pillar. He looks around the corner.
Sonic: Knuckles?
Knuckles looks at Sonic.
Knuckles: Sonic?
Sonic: Knuckles, what are you doing here?
Knuckles: I'm here to collect the protection money a wench on my gang's territory in blood, that she hasn't payed in a loooong time.
Sonic: Would her name be Sally Acorn?
It was already spooky, being that it was dark, and raining outside, but that god-forsaken name instilled fear into all that heard it.
Knuckles: That's the one. How did you know?
Sonic: I'm working as a Hitman. To assasinate her.
Knuckles: Sounds like we'll be doing both our bosses a favor killing her.
Sonic: That's for sure.
Sally rounded a corner from a hallway. Knuckles hid behind a pillar, and Sonic took sharp aim.
Sonic: 5..4..3..2..1.. GET HER!
Knuckles ran out in front of her from behind the pillar, shooting her with a Uzi. Sonic pumped her with a few shots from his Shotgun.
Sally: Why.. Sonic... Why?.........
Sally fell to the ground, dead.
An Alarm started.
Sonic: Get the hell out of here!
Sonic sped out the door, and so did Knuckles. Sonic kept going, down the road, and he jumped into a convertible with the hood down, knocked the driver and passanger out, and drove away. Knuckles climbed up the wall of the laundramat, and climbed up onto a tall apartment building next to it, and jumped from roof to roof to get away. Several men with pistols ran out of the building, but saw no intruders.
Later, Sonic and Knuckles met at the outskirts of Chinatown, at a corner. Their meeting place.
Sonic: I told Tails to meet us here as well.
Knuckles: So, what is this meeting about?
Tails scaled down the building behind them, and said,
Tails: Yeah, I was having fun with Tikal.
Sonic: I just wanted to tell everyone I got another job I want your help on. My next target is Bunnie Rabbot. Apparently, my boss hates SatAM characters, and so do I.
Tails: Aren't WE technically SatAM characters?
Knuckles: No, SatAM characters fall under created in SatAM.
Sonic: Exactly. Anyways, I stole Bunnie's PDA, and she had a map listing where she was going to go and when. Currently, she's going to a Male Prostitution building.
Tails shudders.
Tails: That's even more evil than female prositution.
Bunnie: That might have been the worst mistake in your life.
Knuckles jumped at Tails, and tackled him before Bunnie shot him.
Sonic: DIE!!!
Sonic charged at Bunnie, not even stopping to draw a gun. He leapt up into the air, turned Super, and stomped her face in from above.
Super Sonic: EVIL!!
Sonic started beating on her, obviously having an immense hatred against the robot/female rabbit. After she had been beaten to the point where she probably couldn't move, Sonic tossed her ontop of a building, and reverted back to regular.
Sonic: Uhhh.. Forget about going after her, I already took care of it.
Knuckles: Damn, I was supposed to be the one relentlessly beating her. I'm the one with the sharp knuckles.
Sonic: Then climb up there and put her out of her misery.
Knuckles: Gladly.
Knuckles climbed up ontop of the building, and then continued what Sonic had startedm inflicting much more damage due to his spikes on his hands.
Tails: For someone that could've been dead right now hundreds of times over, I feel pretty calm.
Shadow: I have that same feeling.
Sonic: SHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow dodged Sonic's Sonic Boom ability, and returned it with his own air-piercing flesh-slamming scream.
Shadow: MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic was slammed through several buildings.
Shadow: Now, I didn't come here to attempt to kill you- again-, I simply came to ask you if you saw Bunnie Rabbot.
Tails: She's ontop that building.
Shadow: Chaos Control!
Shadow inspects the corpse, and immediately jumps off.
Shadow: I guess I won't have to cover up for that illegal bank withdrawl from her account by me after all.
Knuckles: Boy, everyone hates SatAM characters. Bunnie couldn't get a boyfriend, so she was going to a Male Prostitution Facility.
Shadow: You mean an M-Pimp house?
Tails: What's that?
Shadow: Man-Pimp. Otherwise, a pimp that recruits guys. A gay guy most of the time. Mostly attracting gay customers. A gay-
Knuckles: I think we get the idea.
Sorry about the sudden change in plots. So apparently, the Sonic gang has been driven to crime, and they're hunting down SatAM characters? I'll explain next time.