It was a fall afternoon and the leafs were crunching under a couple of ninja's feet.
"This is the worst mission ever!!" growled one of the ninja. "A wild goose chase to capture a couple of fifteen year olds! What's next? Flying Pigs!?"
"Shut up Kisame."
"Still Itachi, I can tell you're angry too."
"I am." Sighed Itachi.
"Who are our targets?" Kisame asked.
"I'm going after Fuuki Gwen, and you have Aburame Trace."
"Alright." Answered a scornful Kisame.
"Hey, thanks for coming to the Ice Village Saki-kun."
"No prob Tori, anything for you!" Answered Saki.
"Don't push it Saki." Scowled Tori. "Go count your money."
"I'm not a Scrooge!!" yelled Saki.
"I didn't say that!!" Screamed Tori.
"Geez… You guys scream a lot." Scowled a silver haired ninja.
Tori and Saki looked over. They never saw the two ninja come. The one who spoke had no shirt and an open cloak. "No idiot would be caught dead like that when it's clearly snowing out." Thought Tori. Saki knew who the other was immediately.
"Kakuzu-Sensei!" Yelled Saki. "Remember me?!"
"Hmm?" He mumbled as he pulled out his earbuds. "What?"
"Listening to you're Ipod again sensei?" asked Saki.
"We have no time to talk. You're both coming with us." Said Kakuzu.
"Dango time!!" squealed Itachi.
"Umm… Itachi?"
"What iz ith?" said Itachi, half a stick of Dango in his mouth.
"Shouldn't we…"
"NO! It's Dango time!!" growled Itachi
"But the…!"
"Shut up Kisame."
"I just saw one of our targets!!" blurted out Kisame.
"Why didn't you say so!?" Itachi then jumped to his feet "I'll cut him off and you pay!" he yelled on the way out of the cafe.
"Sir?" Kisame swirled around. "Your bill."
Kisame sighed but then realized something. The girl was Gwen Fuuki.
"Uh…" said Kisame.
"Is something wrong sir?" asked Gwen.
"Um… Are you Gwen Fuuki?" Kisame answered.
"Yes. It says so on my nametag!" Smiled Gwen.
"Umm… Could I talk to you sometime?"
"Ok. I get of at five."
"Alright… see you later…" Kisame said as he ran to catch up to Itachi.
"Gah!" gasped the target.
"If you would've cooperated we wouldn't have to have been beaten to a pulp, eh Trace?" Smirked Itachi.
"Ahh…" mumbled Trace before he passed out.
"ITACHIIIIII!!"
"That idiot, he knows I'm a missing ninja here. Why…" Itachi growled.
"Itachi! IthinkIaskedagirlout!!" Kisame slurred as he tried to talk.
"Slow down. Take a deep breath…" Itachi said as he slowly calmed down the shark man.
"I think I asked the target out." Kisame finally said as he blushed horribly.
"What?! We have to go before…"
"It's Itachi Uchiha!"
"Before the Anbu come." Sighed Itachi.
"ITACHIIIII!!" yelled a familiar voice.
"IT'S SASUKE!! BACK TO THE CAFÉ!!" Yelled the ninja, running with the ninja on their heels.
"Heh… what do you mean sensei?" Saki asked nervously.
"I mean… you're going to be a good student and follow us, Saki." Kakuzu smiled evilly.
"Oh Yeah!? Well I'm not a nice little girl either!" shouted Tori, getting ready to battle. "Right Saki?"
"Uh, about that Tori…"
"Ohh! You aren't quitting already are you?!"
"Well, we aren't a match for them so instead…"
"Fine! But I won't quit!" shouted Tori. "That's my Nindo, my Ninja Way!"
"Oh really?" snickered the silver haired ninja. "This should be interesting, eh Kakuzu?"
"Just don't kill her Hidan, the boss wants them back alive."
"I can't promise that." Sneered Hidan.
"You will keep her alive or else!!"
"Seriously dude, you need to chill."
Hidan then turned to Tori.
"Ready to get pummeled girl?"
"Bring it!"
It took me one day to type this up while listening to Last Takashima's Play List on Lasttakashima.. I own Gwen Fuuki, Trace Aburame and the story plot, My sister owns Tori Tigra, my youngest cousin owns Saki Hamochi (I had to create Saki's name, though), and Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto. Stay tuned for Hidan vs. Tori!