Sarah: Why are we playing chess?
Nora: No idea.
Sarah: Lets not any more. ::chess board dissaperes::
Nora: Now what do we do?
Sarah: Burn stuff?
Nora: Good idea!! Funnis! ::Goes and gets notebook::
Sarah: You math homework?
Nora: Yup!
Sarah: Ohh, fuun...
::A few hours later::
Nora: I alwase hated beef jerky.
Sarah: Me too. ::Throws jerky into fireplace::
Nora: You know, we better get the Harry Potter charecters in here or FFN
will take this down and count it as an author fic.
Sarah: True.
*Fire turns green*
Draco: :::steps out of the green fire:::
Sarah: Draco! :::hugs Pyro Draco:::
Nora: Eurgh...
Sarah: :::pouts:::
Draco: C'mon!! I wanna BURN SOMETHING!!!!
Nora: Hm... we can burn down... um…
*an hour later*
Nora: Uuuummmm.... THE PENTAGON!!!
All 3: :::Go to Washington:::
Sarah: Why do they call it the Pentagon? It's not shaped like a Pentagon.
Nora: No idea.
Sarah: ::Looks in purse:: Oh no! I for get my lighter!!
Draco: That's OK. Here, I'll help. ::Lights up Pertagon in a brilliand
purple fire::
All 3: Ohh, pretty..
*an hour later*
Draco: So, we now need to destroy... ::Pulls out list:: Los Alamos!
Nora: OK... Poor Los Alamos, it's alwase on fire!
Draco: We'll just burn up the bombs, OK??
Sarah: How do we do that withour setting them off?
Draco: What's so bad about setting them off?
Nora: Um, maybe because... WE'D BLOW UP WITH THEM!!!!
Draco: eep...
Sarah: Can we set the Grand Canyon on fire?
Nora: I don't think so...
Sarah: Darn...
Draco: Hey! we could put the fire on a timer, and then run, and then we can
watch it blow up from afar!
Sarah and Nora: COOL!!!
All 3: :::go to Los Alamos:::
Draco: Okay, now when I press this little button here, we have five minutes
to get as far away as we can. :::Pressess button:::
All 3: :::Run:::
*Five Minutes Later*
Los Alamos: KABOOM!!
Nora: Well, good thing all those people were busy doing othere stuff. I hate
killing people.
Sarah: I don't...
Draco: Killing is fuuuun!
Nora: Okie-dokie. Now what do we do?
*Two days later*
Sarah: Well, there goes the USA. Time for...
DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nora: Iraq!
Draco: England!
Sarah: I knew you guys would do that.
Nora: You know what we need?
Draco: The military?
Nora: Well I was thinking more HP charecters...
Green Fire: :::appears:::
Psy(Psycho Lizard): :::Steps out::: (She is reading over my shoulder, so she
made me include her:::
Draco: Stupid fire is malfunctioning. :::Kicks fire:::
Fred George and Lee: :::Step out:::
Fred: Floo! The only way to travel!
Fred's Bank Account: :::gets larger:::
Psy: :::hugs Lee:::
Others: Eurgh...
Psy: :::glares:::
Green Fire: :::disappears:::
Sarah: Okay, now we have to think of something else to burn/blow up.
All: Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Lee: ::Kisses Nora::
George: I know many things to blow up!
Fred: But they want to blow up Muggle stuff.
George: Damn!
Psy: Well, you could blow up Microsoft Headquarters.
Nora: We could sneek in at knight and erase everything on the computers! Then install Linux!
HP charecters: Compooteers? Leenax?
Sarah: Nah, let's just blow it up.
Nora: Damn.
*At Microsoft Headquarters, in Bill Gates office*
Bill Gates: (Talking as a Darth Vader action figure) I am Darth Gates!!
Worship me, peons!
Evil Sounding Voices (aka US!!): Heh-heh.
Bill Gates: NNOOOOOO!!!!! EVIL PIXIES HAVE INVADED MY OFFICE!!!!!
Microsoft Headquarters: KABOOM!!
Bill Gates: :::Flying through the air:::
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: YAY!!!!!!
Psy: :::Hugs Lee, but Nora pulls him away:::
Nora: :::Glares at Psy::: Mine!
Lee: :::Kisses Nora:::
Sarah: :::Is annoyed::: Let's go torture Bill Gates!!!
*On Nora's computer a few hours later*
All: Ohhhh... Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty!
Me: Thanks, Fred. I'm amazed that you knew how to put him into Maxis software!
Bill Gates: Me no wanna be a Sim!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!
Sarah: Eh shutup.
Psy: :::glares at Lee for going with Nora, tries to make him jealous by
hanging out w/ Fred, it doesn't work::: (Oh dear lord, she's gonna kill me)
Bill Gates: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :::Runs away:::
George: How'd he do that when he was in Maxis software?
Lee: I have no idea, that was just really creepy.
Draco: Craaaaaaaap, we're running out of things to blow up!
All: :::sink into deep thought:::
*3 hours later*
All: :::snap out of it:::
Sarah: Grrrr... this isn't working...
Nora: I know! Pixy sticks! The all-purpose solution to everything!
All: :::Eat Pixy Sticks:::
Nora: :::Eats wrappers:::
Sarah and Nora: Well, this looks like a good point to stop it at. THE END
Claimer: We own everything. The world is in our hands. Nora owns:
Her clock
Her mouse
Her mousepad
Her computer
Her cheese
Her other personalitys that you don't know about
Her hyperness
Pixy Sticks
Lee Jordan
Sarah owns:
Her computer
Her socks
Her TV
Her house
Her bed
Her room
Coke
Candy
Her life
Draco Malfoy
Disclaimer: As we said in the Claimer, we own the world! But for the lawyers it is down there.
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(DONT READ THIS UNLESS YOUR A LAWYER!!!)
We only own the stuff mentioned above. Except the world