Dan and Phil's Excellent Adventure
Authors note
~ Hye guyz! :D
its my 1st fanfic (it's a oneshot) and hope you'll be nice!
enjoy! Rated m for lots of cute smutt ;]]]]]
Once upon a tyme ther were bois named dan and phil. both dan and phil are super gay for each other and they first went kissed in tent in the woods One time phils dad caught dem making out with their shirts off so dey decided 2 go to dans house to makeout and do gay stuff tgt. So when they reached home they decided to spise things up so dan took a cups from the kitchen and stook a finger down his throat and puked into the cup. Philwas terifed of what dan did but dan said 'its ok well have a lttle bit of fun today'slowly dan pushed phil against the wall on all fours and with the puke cuo on one hand. Phil instictibely took of his poants and shirt bc if dan pins him theyre gonna make the secks. But todays different. And he wanted to know what was in store for phils all naked and dans like 'you dirty little suck im gonna punish u for making that cactus remark' and phils like 'why u never pay attention to me u lov ur cactus more than me' and dans like 'no its expensive' so dan starts to rub his puke all over phils cock up and down with his hand with his other hand against the wall to restrain phil phil moaned in pleasure bc hot and smerad the puke all over his body and he took dans catus and pushed it up dans naked butt thrusting and they all moaned in hawt pleasure bc hot puke and cactus spikes the cactus broke in dans butt and blood started spurting every where. Blinded by the pleasure phil turns over and starts to rim and lick dans bloody cactus spiked butt and dan starts to suck phills vomit cock half gagging till he also pukes. Dans happy as the tortilla he ate earlier was finally out of his system and phils happy because he tatste of poopy and bloody cactus butt is tasdty and he loves it. Suddenly, dans mom comes home and sess the action and screams bc what the fuck going on. Dan angry bc moms shes distruping hot love secks made by dan and phil.. phil gets up and grabs a revolver in the pants on the floor and shoots dans mom 3 times in the head. Dans like 'why the fiuck did you do that that's my mom u idiot' and phils like 'nah shell tattletale on us.' And dans like 'ok lets fuck her corpse ive always wanted to fuck a freshloy dead person.' And phils like 'uve mever fucked a dead person b4 ?' and dans like 'nah I fucked my younger brother and I told him I will kill him if he tateltales on mom' and phils like 'ok lets fuck ur noms first then kill ur bro' and dans like 'ok but I gotta kill dad too. He'll tell on us.' And phills like ok. And they fucked dans dead mom with vomit ridden cocks and cut out her breast to stuf dans broken cactus and spikes and they lived happily ever after because 4 months later dan was pregnant and with phils child and he gave birth to twins pewdiepie from dans sperm and markiplier from phils sperm and everyone lived happily ever after.