My Weiner Hurts, by Dickfart
"Pet my weiner, Asuna," said Kirito. "It hurts."
"Aww," said Asuna. "And where does your weiner hurt?"
"On my weiner's weiner," said Kirito.
"And where does your weiner's weiner hurt?" asked Asuna.
"Bark!" barked the dachshund.
"Aww," aww'd the canned aww track.
I farted earlier. It was loud.
The End