100 of the best ways to completely Piss of Sasuke
Trying to get makey-outy with Sakura
Show him a recording of every battle he's ever lost. Ever.
Locking him in a room with Naruto and Kiba for 12 hours
Make him watch a nature documentary
Saying crap about his clan even though they're dead except Itatchi.
Keep asking if he's gotten his third sharringan pupil yet.
Using a jutsu to manipulate his mind (Ino!)
Put him on Dr. Phil with his brother and Sakura
Have Oprah give his clan 20000 dollars to rebuild their home.
'It's okay to feel sad…' said Mr. Rodgers. Watch all Hell break loose.