Disclaimer: The song "It Wasn't Me" doesn't belong to me. It's a great song and thus I parody it. All below events are fictitious, and I hope it never happens to me. Hats off to all you hentai fic writers out there! You are awesome!
"It Wasn't Me"
Adaptation by Amalia Ryoko James
[Spoken thing that's in the actual version, thus a different version in the parody]
Dude, my mom caught me.
You let her catch you?
I don't know what happened.
Doing what?
Reading hentai fanfics.
Geez.
What am I gonna do?
Say it wasn't you.
[Sung] Alright
Mommy came in and she caught me red-handed
Reading hentai fics galore
Picture this: there were yaoi lemons
Strewn about the comp room floor
Well I tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
All the time Mom was standing there
She never took her eyes off the screen
How could she find what I was reading in secret
Knew I wasn't stealthy but I didn't think she'd see it
I was wrong and now to her I must admit it
If she sees the rest of it I'll never get to read it
I think she knows I read this stuff every day
Shonen-ai and yaoi where all the guys are gay
If she ever asks me about these anime fics
I'll just have to tell her "no way"
But she caught me reading hentai (It wasn't me)
She saw me reading yaoi G-Wing (It wasn't me)
She even found 'em in my dresser (It wasn't me)
Then she found some in the printer (It wasn't me)
She saw the files on computer (It wasn't me)
The history of the browser (It wasn't me)
She sees the stuff getting weirder (It wasn't me)
Bet she thinks I'm a pervert
Mommy came in and she caught me red-handed
Reading hentai fics galore
Picture this: there were yaoi lemons
Strewn about the comp room floor
Well I tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
All the time Mom was standing there
She never took her eyes off the screen
I'm making sure she knows I read straight fics too
Yeah, you might see me kinda interested for a minute or two
I like the angsty fics where the characters are blue
Just as long as they are kind of shonen-ai too
As odd as it may seem to read these, I'm not the only one
Reading Slayers and Gundam Wing shonen-ai is really fun
I like to read those series in yaoi genre too
If Mom finds out my reading's done
But she caught me reading hentai (It wasn't me)
She saw me reading yaoi G-Wing (It wasn't me)
She even found 'em in my dresser (It wasn't me)
Then she found some in the printer (It wasn't me)
She saw the files on computer (It wasn't me)
The history of the browser (It wasn't me)
She sees the stuff getting weirder (It wasn't me)
Bet she thinks I'm a pervert
Mommy came in and she caught me red-handed
Reading hentai fics galore
Picture this: there were yaoi lemons
Strewn about the comp room floor
Well I tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
All the time Mom was standing there
She never took her eyes off the screen
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the things that she saw
I've been looking at this reasoning
I've got no case at all
I'll tell her I didn't know she'd see the things that she saw
I think she knows I read it
So it's really no prob*
Mommy came in and she caught me red-handed
Reading hentai fics galore
Picture this: there were yaoi lemons
Strewn about the comp room floor
Well I tried to keep her
From what she was about to see
All the time Mom was standing there
She never took her eyes off the screen
Author's Notes At the End:
* Yeah, I think she knows I read this stuff… I asked her if she read Kurt Vonnegut, and she said "No, he's too kinky for me, but I think you'd like it."
** Yes, I know the chorus does change, but I couldn't figure out how to change it to fit. ^_^;;
*** I think this is the worst song parody I've written.