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This is when Setsuna was sixteen and could still pass for a girl…
"For the love of-"Sumeragi muttered as she looked over the details of this mission.
"Is there an issue, Miss Sumeragi?" Tieria asked as serious as ever. She didn't answer, and ordered him to call all the other Meisters to the briefing room. When everyone was present Sumeragi began explaining everyone's missions for the next week or so, albeit a bit more lackluster than usual. When she got to the final mission she paused for a few moments, and then sighed loudly. All the Meisters looked at each other puzzled.
Finally, Sumeragi leapt up, grabbed Setsuna off his seat and pulled him to the center of the room.
"Do you think he could pass as a girl?" she asked, with a heavy voice.
All of the Meisters save Setsuna gaped at Sumeragi.
"Oi, oi, if you're going to pass off someone as a girl wouldn't you pick Tieria?" Lockon stated slightly in shock.
"I also agree Ms. Sumeragi, Tieria is a better choice, Setsuna is just…" Allelujah trailed off awkwardly. Tieria had no comment.
"Is it bad I might have to send him to a brothel?"
Three jaws (yes, even Tieria has his own standards even if he does hate Setsuna) promptly detached themselves, hit the ground, bounced a few times, and stayed there. Setsuna turned to look at Sumeragi.
"A… Brothel? I've heard about them a few times… What are they?"
Sumeragi couldn't bring herself to look at him.
"A brothel is…" She glanced at the two Meisters furiously waving their arms "NO" at her and she racked her brains.
"Err… A brothel is… a place usually men come to to enjoy themselves with err… a person of their choice?"
"I see," Setsuna replied.
"Anyway, you're dismissed from this meeting," she told him, "I still need to tell the others some info."
"Roger," Setsuna said before he left the room.
"I feel very bad…" she muttered.
"You're REALLY not going to send Tieria?" Lockon asked.
"I admit, Setsuna does look rather feminine, but this is a stretch," Tieria told her.
"Why can't Tieria go?" Allelujah asked her.
Sumeragi just half-sighed half-sobbed.
"Tieria is just as busy as you guys for next week, and it's a long term mission."
The Meisters didn't say a thing. What they had all concluded was that Setsuna had to cross-dress and stay at a brothel as probably one of the prostitutes for AT LEAST a few weeks.
Things were not looking good for him.