Disclaimer:I do not own Total Drama Series

This is my own version of world tour, same contestants, same locations, but no singing. I will do aftermaths, I think

Chris stood on a runway, facing the camera.

"Season three of Total Drama folks! The world is gonna be mine sea, to shining sea! Sadly, I have to share my world with a three ring team traveling freak show." Chris announced.

"They'll be competing for another million dollars! Let's meet our players!"

Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, and Heather stepped off an old blue and white bus.

"Uh, another season, another chance to win the money I deserved in season 1!"Heather exclaimed.

"Hey ain't my fault you didn't want your head shaved." Chris held up his hands in defense.

"So, pasty, no insults or jokes about the new peircing?" Duncan said, pointing to his peircing below his lip.

"Other than the fact that your bleeding nope." Gwen smirked.

"What?" Duncan put his hand up to the pericing. "Aw, crap!"

"Here." Courtney gave Duncan a napkin, then gave Gwen a mean look that said "screw you emo girl"

"LeShawna, Lindsay, DJ, and Owen!" Chris named as they stepped off the bus.

"Hey white girl!" LeShawna exclaimed as she walked over toward Gwen.

"Hey."

"Umm, hey Tyler." Lindsay said to Duncan.

"Get your actuall boyfriend." Courtney said.

"Okay." Lindsay said as she skippid toward somebody else.

"Hey Tyler!"

"Lindsay, I'm not Tyler." DJ looked at Lindsay, confused.

"I love you guys!" Owen yelled, hugging, Gwen, Chris, and Heather.

"Owen let go." Chris yelled.

"Okay." Owen said as he dropped the three and walked away.

"Ow." The three exclaimed in unision.

"Now, Harold, Izzy, and Bridgette!"

"Gosh, I love planes!" Harold wheezed.

"Me too!" Izzy jumped on Harold's shoulders with her arms extended to the side and making airplane noises causing Harold to lose his balance and eventually , the two fell forward.

"Ah!" The nerd exclaimed.

Then Bridgette appeared and tripped over the two teens.

"Returning favorites, Tyler, Ezekiel, Cody, and Noah!" Chris exclaimed.

"To the extreme!" Tyler posed and then fell on the three teens on the ground.

"This year's winner's in the house, er, bus, runwayyyyy, say where's the plane eh?" Ezekiel landed on the ground with the other four.

Cody smiled at the camera and hopped over the pile of contestants.

Noah, also like Cody, smiled at the camera and rolled his eyes at the mess of contestants as he hopped over them.

"Newbies, Alejandro and Sierra!" Chris introduced the new contestants.

Alejandro, with sunglasses on, smiled at the camera and helped the five up off the ground.

"Why would such beautiful ladies be on the ground?" Alejandro asked Izzy and Bridgette, who blushed and giggled at the latin.

He then helped up Harold, Tyler, and Ezekiel, gaining different responses.

"Thanks eh." Ezekiel responded.

"You're wonderful." Harold responded.

"I-I like girls." Tyler responded.

Then Sierra stepped out, breathing heavily.

"Anyone have a paperbag I can breathe into?" She panted.

"Aaahhh, Cody!" She exclaimed, hugging the geek.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh. Please let go." He asked, face turning blue.

"Sierra you're gonna kill him." Bridgette said.

"Oh, sorry!" She ruffled his hair.

Then the Jumbo Jet pulled up.

"Umm, is this thing safe?" Courtney asked.

"Yeah, why do you ask?" Chris said as a peice of the jet fell off.

"Nooo, I'm not flying in there!" Owen yelled.

"Nooooooooooooo-" Chris hit Owen over the head with a cooking pot.

"Anyone else have a problem with it.

"No!" Cody yelled.

"Love it!" Lindsay exclaimed.

"Dibs on the window seat!" Bridgette called.

(After Chris gives them a tour of the jet.)

"We're now on our way to our first location, Egypt!" Chris said over the intercom.

The contestants all in the first class enjoyed the food and nice seats.

Bridgette, looking out the window at her seat, was terrified, when she saw pieces fly away.

"I don't like the window seat!" Bridgette exclaimed, to Gwen and LeShawna.

"Ha, well deal with it malibu, cause the way Hatchet's flying, we're gonna half a few bumps and bruises when we get to Egypt." Duncan said, carving into the wall with his pocket knife.

"Ha, beat ya again, give me my money." Cody exclaimed, after just beating Noah at checkers.

"Here." Noah rolled his eyes as he gave the geek the 3 dollars.

"When we stop somewhere with a store, I'm buying a candy bar."Cody exclaimed.

"There's candy here." Noah said.

"Really? Bye." Cody sped off toward the bar.

"Uh, I don't know why he's my friend." Noah muttered.

Izzy then popped out behind the cynical.

"It's because you love him." She sang.

"Ah, gah, Izzy how many times do I have to tell you I'm straight!"

"You haven't came out yet." Izzy jumped away.

"Uhh, man."

Sierra, dying to go over to the bar with Cody, was being stopped by Heather, who was trying to get Sierra into an alliance with her.

"Sierra, I'll take you under my wing, and take you to the finals." Heather proposed.

"Okay." Sierra agreed.

Confession Cam: Heather

Heather, in the bathroom, sat down on the lid, facing the camera.

"What Sierra doesn't know, is that I'm playing her, I'll take her to maybe the final 12 and then eliminate her." Heather laughed evily.

Confession Cam: Sierra

"Heather's trying to play me, I know it. I've seen every episode of Total Drama 87 times, I know her antics, I'm playing her." Sierra laughed at the thought of her eliminating Heather.

"Here we are, Egypt! First challenge is the under or over challenge!" Chris announced.

"What is that?" Tyler asked.

"Well you'll either go over the pyramid, or through the pyramid." Chris said. When you cross the finish line, you'll be put into teams.

"Wait eh!" Ezekiel yelled as he ran toward the contestants.

"Wait, I thought we left you in Manitoba or what ever."Chris scratched his head.

"I hitched a ride in the cargo hold yo! You gotta let me back in the competish eh." Ezekiel pleaded.

Chris then slammed the symbols, meaning the contestants would start.

The contestants ran toward the pyramid with Ezekiel in tow.

With Alejandro, Bridgette, Tyler and Lindsay:

Alejandro was jumping over the gigantic steps.

"He's like a mountain goat." Bridgette awed.

Alejandro then jumped off the pyramid and carried the girls on his shoulders.

"I can be a goat too!" Tyler exclaimed as he jumped over the steps with struggle, then fell down hitting his head and then got attacked by a scorpian.

"Ah, I don't like being a goat." Tyler mumbled.

With DJ, Harold, LeShawna, Noah, Owen, Izzy, Heather, Sierra, and Cody:

"Looks like our friendly neighborhood host dude forgot to mention the fact that there are different ways out." Noah stated as the contestants looked at three tunnels that lead out of the pyramid.

"Oooh, Big O let's take the scary mummy way." Izzy said as she dragged Owen and Noah through the said tunnel.

"Sierra c'mon." Heather said.

"Kay." Sierra agreed as she picked Cody up and carried him with them.

"Let's go suga baby." LeShawna, Harold, and DJ went down the last hallway.

With Ezekiel:

Ezekiel, also in the pyramid, was already walking in the mummy hallway.

"Hey, an intercom eh." Ezekiel said as he pushed a black button on the wall.

"Yo yo yo homie." Ezekiel said. "Ah!" He screamed, as a pile of gaus and a cane fell on him.

With Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen:

The three were going over the pyramid, Duncan and Courtney were tied together and Gwen was struggling over each step.

"Hey, I think we should help Gwen." Duncan said as they looked at Gwen as she struggled up another step.

"Okay, but only because a three person ballet is stronger." Courtney agreed.

With Alejandro, Bridgette, Tyler and Lindsay:

"How are we going to get down?" Lindsay asked.

"I'm a surfer, we can surf." Bridgette said as she pulled a sign from the top of the pyramid.

"I can surf too." Tyler said as he got to the top.

"Hop on then Noah." Lindsay said.

Tyler sighed in defeat as they made their way to the bottom.

With Owen, Noah, and Izzy:

"Hey, it's the nurses office." Izzy said, looking at the mess of gaus.

"It's a pyramid not a highschool, Iz." Noah rolled his eyes.

"C'mon, let's play mummy." Izzy begged.

With Chris:

"Man, where is everybody? Wait, 'bout time!" Chris yelled as DJ, Harold, and LeShawna ran out of the pyramid.

"You guys go stand by the number one." Chris said.

"In egyptian it's wajhet." Harold pointed out.

Then, Alejandro and gang came.

"Yo, Alejandro and Bridgette stand by the others, this season it's three teams! So Tyler and Lindsay you stand behind the number two.

"In egytpian it's swahelie!" Harold said.

Owen and Noah came running from the pyramid.

You two, join Tyler and Lindsay." Chris told the panting duo.

With Duncan, Courtney, and Gwen:

"I'm telling you we need to untie!" Gwen yelled.

"I'm telling you it's unsafe." Courtney yelled back.

"Ugh, can we just get to the bottom! Maybe we won't be stuck with losers!" Duncan said.

"Hurry up!" Chris yelled.

"Screw it!" Duncan screamed as he ran down the pyramid, with Gwen and Courtney being dragged.

With Chris and crew:

Then, Sierra, Cody, and Heather came running out.

Sierra, you go to team 2! Heather and Cody, you start team 3!" Chris announced.

"In egytpian it's-

"No one cares Harold." Chris inturrupted.

Then the three ring tag team came down from the pyramid.

"You guys go with Heather and Cody."

"So, it's going to be 5 versus 5 versus 5?" DJ asked.

"Nope, we still need crazy and homeschool." Chris answered.

"Oh."

Then Izzy came running out of the pyramid, wrapped in gaus, with another mummy in hand.

"Hey, look who I found."

"Izzy, that's a reall mummy!" Owen screamed.

The the "mummy" jumped from Izzy's hands and pulled off the gaus, revealing Ezekiel.

"Thanks for carrying me out eh." He thanked Izzy.

"Izzy, you, team 2." Chris said.

"What about me eh?" Zeke asked.

"Uh, you go with team 3."Chris sighed in defeat, knowing the prairy kid wouldn't give up later.

"Cool eh!" He exclaimed as he joined the team.

"Now, pick your team names." Chris said.

"Team Victory!" Team 1 announced. (DJ, Alejandro, Harold, LeShawna, and Bridgette)

"Team Warriors!" Team 3 announced. (Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, Cody, and Ezekiel) (Since only half the team are girls they get a new name, and since an amazonian is a warrior, Team Warriors)

Team 2 couldn't think of a name.

"Ooh, I know, Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot!" Sierra exclaimed.

"What?" The rest of team 2 asked.

"Best name ever!" Chris exclaimed.

"So, the teams have been named, we've had our first challenge come back for more, after the commercial break!" Chris announced.

Was it good? This is going to be my main story right now since I need a challenge idea for TDR and I'm writing the chapter for TDCM

Teams

Team Victory: DJ, Harold, Alejandro, Bridgette, and LeShawna

Team Chris is Really(4x) Hot: Owen, Noah, Tyler, Lindsay, Sierra, and Izzy

Team Warriors: Cody, Duncan, Ezekiel, Heather, Gwen, and Courtney