Title: Shamans On Holiday
Author: Miuzy
Category: Humor
Rated: PG
Warnings: Insanity, OOCness, mild language - in short, it's a stupid fic.
Disclaimer: All rights reserved. Thank you.
Author's Note: This is an AU fic. How'd I write this stuff?!?! +_+;
/.../ represents emphasis
Shamans On Holiday.
Scene One:
[Yoh, Manta, Hao, Ren, Horohoro, Bokutou No Ryu, Chocolove, Lyserg, Anna and Tamao were at the airport. They had planned to go to Hawaii for a holiday (of all places *_*;;)]
Yoh: This is gonna be one of our best trips ever! ^__^ *smile*
Ren: T_T We've /just/ got here. We don't even know how the food on the plane tastes like yet.
Horohoro: *goes sparkly-eyed* Speaking of food, I wonder what they have kept away for me.
Bokutou No Ryu: *stops walking suddenly* AWW! SHITTT!!
Everyone else: *jumps in suprise*
Bokuto No Ryu: *goes red* I-I-I forgot to bring my walkman...
Everyone excluding Bokutou No Ryu: *falls down anime-style*
Horohoro: *gets up* Baka...
Bokutou No Ryu: It's not my fault~! *whines and turns teary-eyed* Blame Video-chan!
Ren: Yes, it is. If you hadn't played video games and concentrated more on packing instead, you would have least /brought/ something. *sighs in irritation* Now, all of us, including /me/ have to lend you a pair of underwear and some clothes. You know how degrading is that?!
Horohoro: Aww...Ren-chan's sooooo cuuuutttteeee~ *snogs him*
Ren: !!
[For some reason, despite his shocked expression, Ren did not struggle]
Bokutou No Ryu: O.o;;
Passerbys: O.o;;
Hao: Eugh! *screws up face in disgust*
Yoh: ^v^;; Well...they're like that.
Tamao: *looks at Horohoro and Ren, sighing dreamily* They're such a cute couple~
Anna: ......
Lyserg: ......*turns away* You two are raising my hormones. Stop it.
Manta: *wishes he could do that to a particular person*
Chocolove: Wow! This is SOMEthing! *takes out video camera*
Bokutou No Ryu: *holds up a sign with the words 'CENSORED!!!' written on it in front of them* T.T
Lyserg: *coughs* So THAT's what they've been doing in Horohoro's room. I've always wondered why it was often locked whenever Tao Ren's not around.
Ren: *splutters* I-I...no...th-that's...
Hao: *mutters* Gay freaks...
Ren: *eyes him dangerously* What was that?
Hao: I mean, Jay creaks. *laughs humorlessly*
Yoh: *looks puzzled* Who's Jay?
Hao: Err...a friend. He...practises...judo. Yeah. You know, when you stretch your muscles too much during fighting practise, they give off creaking sounds. Um.
Everyone else: ???
Hao: Ohh! *points at a music box as they pass a souvenir shop* Look! Isn't that cute!
Yoh: ... I thought you said music boxes were childish and simply detest them.
Hao: Ah...I did? *blinks with mock innocence* Maybe they aren't so bad after all. In fact, those annoyingly irritating sounds they make... *stops abruptly when the others eye him suspiciously* What I meant was, in a cute I'm-flyin'-in-the-air sort of way could be interesting.
Yoh: *looks worried* All that coffee you drank earlier at home must have left an effect in your brain, Brother.
Hao: Haha...I suppose it did.
Anna: Hey, you guys want to have a drink before boarding the plane? I'm kinda thirsty.
Bokutou No Ryu: *heart heart* Anything for you, my lady.
Anna: ...Get a life for once, punk. *steps on him*
Everyone else: *sweatdrops*
Bokutou No Ryu: Aaaahhhh~!! My hair~! *pats his hair lovingly* It took me four whole years to grow my 'baby'.
Everyone else: *sweatdrops some more*
Chocolove: Uh...let's go have a drink, everyone. My treat. ^__^
Everyone else: Yay!!!
[Off they went to the nearest cafe]
Waitress: Welcome, what would you like to have?
Yoh: What do you guys want? *tries to ignore Bokutou No Ryu, who was making goo-goo eyes at the waitress*
Manta: Apple juice, please.
Chocolove: I'll have a chocolate shake.
Horohoro: Vanilla shake for Ren and me! ^___^
Ren: +_+;;
Lyserg: I'll have a coke, please.
Tamao: I'd like orange juice.
Anna: Water. Plain water.
Hao: *looks in menu* Hmm...I think I'll have grapefruit juice.
Waitress: *takes down their orders*
Yoh: ...Um...Ryu? *sweatdrops*
[Bokutou No Ryu was still ogling at the waitress]
Horohoro: *whacks Ryu on the head with the snowboard* HEL-LO! Someone's /calling/ you here!
Bokutou No Ryu: Oww! What?! *turns to his friends who were all glaring at him* A..ha...yes?
Yoh: What would you like to drink?
Bokutou No Ryu: The waitr- *receives another whack from Horohoro* I mean, cappucino, please.
Yoh: And I'll have Ice-Lemon Tea.
Waitress: Okay, your drinks will come in a few minutes. Meanwhile, have a nice day.
[The waitress goes off]
Bokutou No Ryu: Wait! Don't leave me!
Horohoro: *kicks Ryu* Get a grip on yourself, baka. This isn't the 'Flirting Room' for your information.
Bokutou No Ryu: OW! That hurt! *rubs another swollen bump* What's it to you?! You can get your own girl to go after.
Horohoro: That isn't necessary. I already have Ren. ^__^ *snuggles closer to the Chinese shaman*
Ren: +_+;;
Bokutou No Ryu: O.o;; R-ight...I forgot. *laughs humorlessly*
Hao: *eyes Horohoro and Ren oddly* What's with you two? I don't recall Yoh telling me he has 'bent' friends.
Yoh: Let's just say...they spent too much time together. ^_^
Horohoro: Ren's my sweetheart and I love him!
Ren: *laughs nervously* Yea... +_+;;
Bokutou No Ryu: ...AWWW SHIIIITTTT!!!
Everyone else including people from other tables: *jumps in suprise* O.o;;;
Yoh: What's wrong Ryu?
Bokutou No Ryu: *goes pale* I forgot to set my alarm clock off!
Everyone else: ..... T.T
[At Ryu's house]
Alarm clock: Cock-a-doodle doooooooooooo!!!
Neighbour: *bangs the wall* ARE YOU TRYIN' TO BE A CHICKEN TODAY??! SHUT UP WILL YA??!!! PEOPLE'S TRYIN' TO /SLEEP/ HERE!!
[Back at the cafe in the airport]
Bokutou No Ryu: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!!
Yoh: Never mind, Ryu. You could always install more batteries, right?
Bokutou No Ryu: But my neighbour's gonna /kill/ me when he sees me next time! And like being chased around the neighbourhood with a broom every morning isn't enough-!!
Yoh: Everything's gonna be alright, I'm sure.
Bokutou No Ryu: You wouldn't be saying that if /you're/ the one being chased around the neighbourhood by a man who has a broom for a weapon.
[ A large oversized waitress comes to their table with the drinks]
Waitress: Ah...drinks. *dumps their drinks on the table*
Everyone: ..... @_@;;
Chocolove: Er..thanks. *hands the waitress some money*
[The waitress takes the money and walks off without another word]
Horohoro: *turns to Bokutou No Ryu* Why didn't ya flirt with her? She looks very likeable.
Bokutou No Ryu: Uh...too heavy for my taste.
Horohoro: She could help spare some meat for a skinny scrawny guy like you, you know. ^__^
Bokutou No Ryu: WHAT DID YOU SAY???!!
Hao: +_+ What did I do to deserve going to a vacation with idiots?
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~End of Scene One~
Author: Miuzy
Category: Humor
Rated: PG
Warnings: Insanity, OOCness, mild language - in short, it's a stupid fic.
Disclaimer: All rights reserved. Thank you.
Author's Note: This is an AU fic. How'd I write this stuff?!?! +_+;
/.../ represents emphasis
Shamans On Holiday.
Scene One:
[Yoh, Manta, Hao, Ren, Horohoro, Bokutou No Ryu, Chocolove, Lyserg, Anna and Tamao were at the airport. They had planned to go to Hawaii for a holiday (of all places *_*;;)]
Yoh: This is gonna be one of our best trips ever! ^__^ *smile*
Ren: T_T We've /just/ got here. We don't even know how the food on the plane tastes like yet.
Horohoro: *goes sparkly-eyed* Speaking of food, I wonder what they have kept away for me.
Bokutou No Ryu: *stops walking suddenly* AWW! SHITTT!!
Everyone else: *jumps in suprise*
Bokuto No Ryu: *goes red* I-I-I forgot to bring my walkman...
Everyone excluding Bokutou No Ryu: *falls down anime-style*
Horohoro: *gets up* Baka...
Bokutou No Ryu: It's not my fault~! *whines and turns teary-eyed* Blame Video-chan!
Ren: Yes, it is. If you hadn't played video games and concentrated more on packing instead, you would have least /brought/ something. *sighs in irritation* Now, all of us, including /me/ have to lend you a pair of underwear and some clothes. You know how degrading is that?!
Horohoro: Aww...Ren-chan's sooooo cuuuutttteeee~ *snogs him*
Ren: !!
[For some reason, despite his shocked expression, Ren did not struggle]
Bokutou No Ryu: O.o;;
Passerbys: O.o;;
Hao: Eugh! *screws up face in disgust*
Yoh: ^v^;; Well...they're like that.
Tamao: *looks at Horohoro and Ren, sighing dreamily* They're such a cute couple~
Anna: ......
Lyserg: ......*turns away* You two are raising my hormones. Stop it.
Manta: *wishes he could do that to a particular person*
Chocolove: Wow! This is SOMEthing! *takes out video camera*
Bokutou No Ryu: *holds up a sign with the words 'CENSORED!!!' written on it in front of them* T.T
Lyserg: *coughs* So THAT's what they've been doing in Horohoro's room. I've always wondered why it was often locked whenever Tao Ren's not around.
Ren: *splutters* I-I...no...th-that's...
Hao: *mutters* Gay freaks...
Ren: *eyes him dangerously* What was that?
Hao: I mean, Jay creaks. *laughs humorlessly*
Yoh: *looks puzzled* Who's Jay?
Hao: Err...a friend. He...practises...judo. Yeah. You know, when you stretch your muscles too much during fighting practise, they give off creaking sounds. Um.
Everyone else: ???
Hao: Ohh! *points at a music box as they pass a souvenir shop* Look! Isn't that cute!
Yoh: ... I thought you said music boxes were childish and simply detest them.
Hao: Ah...I did? *blinks with mock innocence* Maybe they aren't so bad after all. In fact, those annoyingly irritating sounds they make... *stops abruptly when the others eye him suspiciously* What I meant was, in a cute I'm-flyin'-in-the-air sort of way could be interesting.
Yoh: *looks worried* All that coffee you drank earlier at home must have left an effect in your brain, Brother.
Hao: Haha...I suppose it did.
Anna: Hey, you guys want to have a drink before boarding the plane? I'm kinda thirsty.
Bokutou No Ryu: *heart heart* Anything for you, my lady.
Anna: ...Get a life for once, punk. *steps on him*
Everyone else: *sweatdrops*
Bokutou No Ryu: Aaaahhhh~!! My hair~! *pats his hair lovingly* It took me four whole years to grow my 'baby'.
Everyone else: *sweatdrops some more*
Chocolove: Uh...let's go have a drink, everyone. My treat. ^__^
Everyone else: Yay!!!
[Off they went to the nearest cafe]
Waitress: Welcome, what would you like to have?
Yoh: What do you guys want? *tries to ignore Bokutou No Ryu, who was making goo-goo eyes at the waitress*
Manta: Apple juice, please.
Chocolove: I'll have a chocolate shake.
Horohoro: Vanilla shake for Ren and me! ^___^
Ren: +_+;;
Lyserg: I'll have a coke, please.
Tamao: I'd like orange juice.
Anna: Water. Plain water.
Hao: *looks in menu* Hmm...I think I'll have grapefruit juice.
Waitress: *takes down their orders*
Yoh: ...Um...Ryu? *sweatdrops*
[Bokutou No Ryu was still ogling at the waitress]
Horohoro: *whacks Ryu on the head with the snowboard* HEL-LO! Someone's /calling/ you here!
Bokutou No Ryu: Oww! What?! *turns to his friends who were all glaring at him* A..ha...yes?
Yoh: What would you like to drink?
Bokutou No Ryu: The waitr- *receives another whack from Horohoro* I mean, cappucino, please.
Yoh: And I'll have Ice-Lemon Tea.
Waitress: Okay, your drinks will come in a few minutes. Meanwhile, have a nice day.
[The waitress goes off]
Bokutou No Ryu: Wait! Don't leave me!
Horohoro: *kicks Ryu* Get a grip on yourself, baka. This isn't the 'Flirting Room' for your information.
Bokutou No Ryu: OW! That hurt! *rubs another swollen bump* What's it to you?! You can get your own girl to go after.
Horohoro: That isn't necessary. I already have Ren. ^__^ *snuggles closer to the Chinese shaman*
Ren: +_+;;
Bokutou No Ryu: O.o;; R-ight...I forgot. *laughs humorlessly*
Hao: *eyes Horohoro and Ren oddly* What's with you two? I don't recall Yoh telling me he has 'bent' friends.
Yoh: Let's just say...they spent too much time together. ^_^
Horohoro: Ren's my sweetheart and I love him!
Ren: *laughs nervously* Yea... +_+;;
Bokutou No Ryu: ...AWWW SHIIIITTTT!!!
Everyone else including people from other tables: *jumps in suprise* O.o;;;
Yoh: What's wrong Ryu?
Bokutou No Ryu: *goes pale* I forgot to set my alarm clock off!
Everyone else: ..... T.T
[At Ryu's house]
Alarm clock: Cock-a-doodle doooooooooooo!!!
Neighbour: *bangs the wall* ARE YOU TRYIN' TO BE A CHICKEN TODAY??! SHUT UP WILL YA??!!! PEOPLE'S TRYIN' TO /SLEEP/ HERE!!
[Back at the cafe in the airport]
Bokutou No Ryu: SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!!!
Yoh: Never mind, Ryu. You could always install more batteries, right?
Bokutou No Ryu: But my neighbour's gonna /kill/ me when he sees me next time! And like being chased around the neighbourhood with a broom every morning isn't enough-!!
Yoh: Everything's gonna be alright, I'm sure.
Bokutou No Ryu: You wouldn't be saying that if /you're/ the one being chased around the neighbourhood by a man who has a broom for a weapon.
[ A large oversized waitress comes to their table with the drinks]
Waitress: Ah...drinks. *dumps their drinks on the table*
Everyone: ..... @_@;;
Chocolove: Er..thanks. *hands the waitress some money*
[The waitress takes the money and walks off without another word]
Horohoro: *turns to Bokutou No Ryu* Why didn't ya flirt with her? She looks very likeable.
Bokutou No Ryu: Uh...too heavy for my taste.
Horohoro: She could help spare some meat for a skinny scrawny guy like you, you know. ^__^
Bokutou No Ryu: WHAT DID YOU SAY???!!
Hao: +_+ What did I do to deserve going to a vacation with idiots?
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~End of Scene One~