Sherlock Holmes the Generic Fanfic
"Then that must mean" said Watson "that the murderer... IS RIGHT BEHIND US!"
The Murderer ran up to Sherlock Holmes, stabbing him with his knife, but Holmes was so badass that he pulled the knife out and exploded the Murderers head with his awesomness.
"Look behind you!" Watson said "There are zombies!"
Holmes turned to face the zombies, exploding there heads with the power of logic, before leaping on top of their corpses, making a time machine out of them and assassinating Hitler.
"Oh, Sherlock" Iren Adler said because she was also there "Make love to me and also Rose off of Doctor Who"
And he totally did. And it was awesome.