AN: I'm sorry, I have no excuse. But, as I have said on G+, my friends chased me across school when they found out about the Percy x Chiron...I can see the lump on my leg yet it has yet to show a bruise, should I be worried? Anywho, this is a Leo x Buford. And no, I have no idea. oh geez I gotta go to bed soon. Okaydokie, I'll make this quick. This is only really for a laugh so if you want another similar with a weird and wacky ship, comment that ship and which way I should die in the end! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dam it all.

OKAY LIKE ALMOST 19 hrs LATER I SHALL FINISH THE AN XD. Comment a wacky weird ship if you want, I'm currently doing an Annabeth x Hera (I know XD) and a Captide (Annabeth's cap and Riptide). I SHALL NOW CHECK THINGS OFF MY EVER GROWING TO DO LIST THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN FANDOM STUFF. AKA HOMEWORK. I AM GOING TO DO IT. Tell me what ya think, love you all! (Yes, I was chased across the school by Jazz again when she heard about the Hera one...)

Another Creepy and Slightly Scary Ship Fanfic LeFord

Buford sighed. Well, as close to a sigh as a wonder table can get. He'd turned off the obnoxious Coach Hedge hologram – he'd only used it to keep Leo happy. In truth, he'd actually managed to create a way to talk in his own words, a way to try and impress Leo, but he had yet to use it, Leo didn't seem to care for him anymore.

Slowly, Buford wondered over to one of the cabinets, using a robotic arm recently equipped, he opened one of the draws and pulled out the lighter that lay in there, instantly flicking it open. For a while, he simply stared at it, watching the flame as he thought of Leo, Leo, his one true love, his beautiful eyes and hair and hilarious humour. That's right; Buford the wonder table loved the son of Hephaestus. Though he knew it would never be and he simply couldn't go on with the pain.

If he had been human, his arms would've been shaking, but he wasn't, so they weren't.

Suddenly, just as he was about to position the flame under him, Leo burst in, his eyes wild and manic, immediately resting on him.

"What in Hades do you think you're doing?!" Leo yelled as he ran over to Buford, quickly snatching the lighter from his robotic grasp, "Don't scare me like that!"

"Why shouldn't I?" Buford turned on his voice; it came out how he felt, heartbroken.

Leo did something unexpected; he hugged him as he repeatedly kissed his tabletop.

"Because I love you Buford."

"YOU WHAT?!" A shriek echoed behind them, Calypso stormed up to the pair, snatching the lighter from Leo, "How dare you." She shook with anger before setting Buford on fire.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Leo howled in clear distress, hugging Buford as he slowly crumbled into ash.

"I love you too Leo." Buford spoke calmly before he disintegrated, leaving a fuming and depressed Leo and angry Calypso, Leo glared at his ex-girlfriend before grabbing his hammer and hitting it into his face, effectively killing himself.

Suddenly, in a plume of fire and smoke, the crippled God of the forge, Hephaestus appeared, striking down Calypso with his own hammer before exploding into existence in JoJo Dragons house where she sat weirdly on the sofa typing away hugging a toy panda dressed in a dogs Halloween costume. He glared at her, madder than he has ever been. Without hesitation, Hephaestus burnt her alive then scattered her ashes in Tartarus. The End.

AN: All of these will be separate stories as oneshots, I don't like doing different ships with the stuff not continuing on in the same story when I write it, I'm weird like that - I don't mind reading it. Cya next time! Have a good day!

'Modern society wears a mask of acceptance to hide it's abusive nature.' ~Me

~Jojo Voodoo Dragons