-1Author's Note: This will be like my Broken Knight story. If you do not understand, please read the story. Note, this will take place after another few stories of mine and so if you find something weird, just ask. Meaning this will be at least twenty years after the War.

Prologue:

"So Toshiro-chan," I say will on my throne of power, in front of my looking glass of Wills. "So are you ready for this?"

"Stop calling me Toshiro, you wolf creature!" He points a finger at my head. "Now let me go!" I flick my left ear out of annoyance. I flick my tail as well.

"You should stop and say the words." I reach for the flamethrower.

"Or what, you baka?" He pouts, turning his head away from me.

"This!" I snap my fingers. Toshiro is now bound to a chair. I point my flamethrower to the row of watermelons. "Say the words or they get it!"

"Fine," He glares at me, the evillish anthropomorphic wolf author. "He does not own Bleach nor does he own Naruto! Now let me go!"

"To bad," I give a evil glare. "I lied. I was going to burn them anyways."

"You evil bastard!" He screams as I burn the melons.

On to the story:

Toshiro Hitsugaya was pissed. Not only was he so far behind in his paperwork because of Matsumoto constantly dragging him to the living realm for shopping; Matsumoto constantly dodging her paperwork; Matsumoto forcing him deal with new recruits to replace those who had betrayed them in the Great Sereiteti attack; taking care of his pet dragon and of course; running from Captain Zaraki Kenpachi when he thought he was dating the Thirteenth's twentieth seated Yachiru Unohana-Kusajishi again and again; getting angry at him when he claims he is not; and having to flee the angry man shouting that his daughter is beautiful and he would kill him for insulting her by not dating her. He had a cold. A very frustrating cold. A cold that was messing his abilities to do his job.

Hitsugaya rubbed his eyes and stared at the paperwork that seemed to be written in moving ink in front of him. He sighed, putting down the paperwork with the weird ink. 'Maybe Matsumoto will do the rest for me,' He gave out a sharp laugh, 'The day that happens, I'll go with her for drinks!'. He pushed himself off the chair, letting his feet make a little thud. He hated the fact that he had to haul himself upwards every time on that chair, but damn if he was going to have a smaller desk and chair because of his small figure. He was almost made it out of his office when said women-of-most-of-his-headaches came in. He pinched his small nose and prayed that she would follow his orders for once in his afterlife. Matsumoto-Ichimaru, or as she always liked to be called by her maiden name, giggled at her captain's actions. It was so cute that she had a difficult time not hugging him.

"Matsumoto, please do the paperwork. I still feel a little bit sick, so I am taking the day off," He started to walk off before he felt her hand gripping his shoulder. "What is it Rangiku?" He let out a small groan, telling her that he was in no mood to be annoyed. Even she knew better than to torment him when he felt like this. Well, most of the time. She usually ended up with her frozen to her desk, all of her sake bottles destroyed and her uniform was done up to her neck. She did it only when she found it too much fun to ignore.

"Several new recruits are waiting at the dojo sir!" She gave him a small chirpy grin at him when he ran his hand through his hair. "They're waiting for you to test them personally!"

"Dammit," He swore. "I really can't say no. How many?" He asked wobbling on his feet now. She giggled at this, she was not used to seeing him act like this childish. He must be feeling really sick for him to act so childish and not threatening her to do paperwork or trying to bribe her not to say anything about his actions.

"Around fifty, taicho," He groaned. She took pity on him and offered something she hated to do. "Do you want my help, Toshiro, doing the work?"

"Yes Matsumoto." They began to leave and the white hair captain stopped suddenly, causing Matsumoto almost to knock Toshiro down. "And it's Hitsugaya-taicho!" Matsumoto had to lean against the wall to stop herself from falling on to the ground laughing. The small captain just rubbed his temples, praying for this day to end and he could go to sleep. But the headaches were only just coming.

Meanwhile, in the Land of Fire, near the hidden leaf village….

"Come-on Pervy Sage!" The hyper ninja was pestering him Jiraya again and again. "Why won't you help me?" He had been following the toad master towards the fast running rivers.

"Stop following me!" the white haired man yelled back the young teen. "And stop calling me that!"

"Please! I haven't learned anything new lately and you aren't doing anything! Why won't you train me?"

'Naruto, when will you loose your voice?' The man moaned to himself. "Alright, alright. I'll teach you some new jutsu."

"YAH!"

"But you have to do what ever I say without complaining, got it?" He rubbed his head, feeling a headache coming on.

"Sure thing Pervy Sage!"

"Two things Naruto," He glared at the boy. " One, stop yelling," And he leaned in for the second one, grabbing the hyperactive ninja by the ear. "AND STOP CALLING ME PERVY SAGE!!!!!"

Back in the soul society…

Matsumoto was really rethinking about the little prank. She knew that she could easily take over this tryout and send Toshiro to his room to rest by telling the recruits that their taicho was not functioning to his best of his abilities. She knew that he knew it, as well, but she knew that he was too stubborn to leave and was not going to do it. She was holding out until her captain caved, and Matsumoto knew she could last far longer. She just hated seeing him behaving so out of character.

Hitsugaya was already weakening badly. He was rubbing his nose every few seconds when he thought no one saw him. He let out tired sighs and was rubbing his eyes to keep himself awake. She bit her lip, she was really resisting the urge to squish the young looking boy captain setting next to her in a hug. She had really over done it with the hugs in the past as Toshiro was deathly afraid of them and was not even the slightest aroused by any exposed chest. She didn't know the last part, but the ice dragon knew it and made it a part of almost every conversation.

"Shiro, if you want, you can go home and I can deal with the rest," She gave a soft smile, breaking without realizing it. "There's not much left to oversee!" She let out a happy squeak as she said that.

"It's Hitsugaya-taicho, Matsumoto," He gave her a hard glare, but the glare was not working as effective as usual because he was blinking his eyes to keep himself awake. "And I cannot leave the rest, it's not fair to those I all already looked over." He stop and let his tried brain think. Nothing except for sleep, watermelons, and the words meow meow meow meow meow in a soft voice, for some strange reason, were going through his head. And no concrete thought would form.

"Toshiro," She ignored the angry glare, knowing that it would be replaced with a content face soon. "How about we show what a captain and a lieutenant can do and let them have a wonderful spar before they go for lunch. It is getting near noon." Matsumoto's predictions were true. The beeps and boops were going off in the genius mind of the captain. The plan of having a fake spar to avoided doing the work of evaluating every person until later. The spar would not take long and she could fake it long enough.

"Wonderful idea, Matsumoto," He knew that look in her eyes and for once he was wiling to avoid the work by a fooling a person. There was a reason for her being in the second in command of the intelligences and investigation. "Everyone, please back up. We do not want to hurt any you by mistake." He and Matsumoto went to the clearing in the middle of the dojo. He looked at the woman in front of him and gave her a wink. 'After this, my headaches will finally end!'

If only he knew that his headaches were starting.

Back to Naruto and Pervy sage…

"WHAT!?" Naruto shouted at the man who was rubbing his head. G-d, this kid would not shut up. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE TEACHING ME SOMETHING POWERFUL PERVY SAGE?!?!" Jiraiya was glaring mad as Naruto broke all three rules.

"Naruto, what did I say about calling be pervy sage!?!? And what about you listing to me no matter what!?!? And lastly!" He took a deep breath. "STOP! YOUR! YELLING!!!" He was an inch away from killing the kid, and the fact that Tsunade would not be happy with him was stopping him.

"Alright, alright." Naruto pouted.

"Good, now watch what I do and make sure you do it right." Jiraiya crouched down to the large rock and began to write something on it in a circle, placing several kunais in the middle. After finishing the writing, he pushed the kunais through the rock. After a few seconds, he pulled the orange jumpsuit ninja out of the way. He reached towards his chakra and the part in the rock. There was a small flash of light when all of his kunais he placed in the rock went flying.

"Whoa! Cool!" Naruto began to shout again. "Let me try!" He was placing a handful of kunais on a larger rock. He was about to write until the larger man grabbed his arm.

"No Naruto, you will be practicing with this." He gave the young man a medium size rock.

"But…,"

"What did I say?" He glared at the hyper active ninja. He was squirming under his eye. "You need to train with small things before you move onto kunais. Now give it a shot until you hit that tree over there," He pointed to a tree across the river. Jiraiya then went to lean against a tree to be sure the he would be out of range from of Naruto's soon to be speeding rock, but close enough to make sure that the kid nothing stupid.

"Hai Pervy Sage!" The kid shouted happily.

"ARRGRGR!!!" The toad master shouted as began to rip out his hair.

"Sorry about that." He went to copy the writing required for the jutsu.

Back to the Soul Society…

'DAMN DAMN DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!' the sick ice captain thought to himself and his ice dragon. 'The plan was to make it long and then for her to take a dive! Why won't she stop?'

'Well, technically, you two never agreed on any plan.' The dragon was smirking at his masters' childish thoughts. Hitsugaya was really sick, because he almost never thought like this. He was trying not to laugh his wings off, but like any dragon, they were too proud to let a chance to ridicule another life form pass.

'Oh shut up!' Toshiro was glaring angrily at Hyorinmaru. He stepped backwards to avoid a swipe from Haineko at his chest. He let out a gleaming swipe at Haineko master's head, but was knocked down by a side kick to his chest.

'You should go lay down, Master,' the dragon gave him a grin. 'Maybe in the soft flesh of her chest. You know you want to!'

'SHUT UP YOU DAMN LIZARD!' Toshiro was pissed, he was at his breaking point. He will stop this damn fight now.

"Gotcha Shiro!" She gave a him a sweet smile at the height challenged captain. "You can do much better than that!" It was a poor choice of words as he snapped.

"IT'S HITSUGAYA-TAICHO!" He shouted at her. He was beyond pissed now. He was definitely sick now, his head was pounding, he was beyond exhausted, and worse of all, he was so hungry. To put it simply, he snapped. "YOU WILL CAL ME HITSUGAYA-TAICHO MATSUMOTO!" He bellowed at her. "DO YOU HEAR ME?!? HITSUGAYA-TAICHO!" He came right at her for a death swipe, almost encasing the room in ice. He came right at her from above with Hyorinmaru in both hands.

In the Land of Fire, again…

"There we go," Naruto whispered in a low voice. "Let's give this a shot!" There goes that thought. The author rubbed his eyes and looked at the rock where Naruto had written out the juste. His eyes widen as he saw that Naruto managed to write something extra. He was moving at high speeds to stop him from summoning a child of death.

"Wait, stop!" But it was too late, he committed the summoning and with a white flash, Death was there and Death had white hair.

Soul Society…

He came down in swipe when there was a flash. With that, the captain of the tenth Squad was gone, leaving one very confused and scared Matsumoto. It would be nine years before she would learn of what had just happened to cause her beloved taicho to come back, having reached her in height, along with two zanpakutos and a grin that none could match.

There we go. The first chapter of the this story. If you want to learn more, please come back next time, same fanfic website, same fanfic story!