Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Welcome to the chip adventure where you mind will intemperate things differently

Shikamaru's Great Chip Adventure

Meanwhile at the hidden sand village...

"OH!! SHIKA!!" Temari screamed out in Ecstasy

"Yeah Temari..." Shikamaru replied heatedly

"HARDER!! FASTER!!" moaned Temari

"YOU LIKE IT?!" Shikamaru gasped out heatedly

"YEAH!! more shika!! MORE!!" Temari quickly replied licking her lips in a seductive manner

"Are you sure you wanna go for more already..?" asked Shikamaru beads of sweat going down his face, his breathing laboured

"YES OF COURSE I WANT MORE OF IT!!" Temari yelled

"Then let's go all the way..." Shikamaru said lifting his shirt up slowly the heat of the sand village becoming too much for him.

"Any-day for you Shika..." she replied softly sitting down onto a chair spreading her legs.

"I will go there then..." Shikamaru said with delight, his facial expressions showing much delight.

"OH SHIKA..NOT DOWN THERE!!" Gasped out Temari

"Yes down there..." He said seductively, licking his parched lips

"Have you found it yet..?" Temari said with anguish

"...Its opening..." Shikamaru said excitedly

"When you're done would you kindly...clean up..?" asked Temari

"You're already at your climax...?" He asked with disbelieve

"You didn't have to say it like that..." Temari said with a blush adorning her face

"What the FUCK?!" Said Shikamaru, clasping his hand over his mouth

"what the fuck indeed..." Temari agreed with confusion

"Ok...THE CHIPS ARE READY..." Said Shikamaru with relief

(Naruto and Sasuke were listening at the door...)

"The chips...? I thought they were having sex..." said Naruto dumbly

"So...I just got turned on by Temari and Shikamaru making chips...?" thought Sasuke

" Shika Is Naruto still stuck in the wardrobe or Has Sasuke got him out yet...?!" temari asked Shikamaru who was putting the chips onto a plate ready to be eaten

"... I don't think so..." Shikamaru said as he listened at the door

"Sas-...UKE...HAR-..DER..." Naruto yelled out

"Take it like a man dobe..." Sauke called out

"But it HURRRRRRRRTS!!" wined Naruto in pain

Garra suddenly bursts through the door "I won't let you have Uzumaki Naruto"

"Hey...... Garra how about a little help" Asks Sasuke politely

"sorry Sasuke thought you was someone else for a second there" Garra replied sheepishly

See chips no sex whatsoever or maybe there is ... No just screwing with you.

I updated this fic agin because I don't suck that much in English anymore YAY me!!