Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club or The Addams Family.

I started editing this story, hopefully more updates to come.

A dagger went whizzing by, just shy two inches to the left from my skull, impaling the wall.

"You're losing your touch, brother dear! I see you've been slacking off." I shout over my shoulder to Pugsley.

"Remind me again why are we letting them move us to Japan." Wednesday asked me, and I pulled Pugsley's dagger from the wall and dropped in open my suitcase. This is mine now. Then continued categorizing my various poisons and putting them into my suitcase. Oh, it looks I need to refill my supply of hemlock syrup. Maybe Grandma Frump has some.

"Don't you miss our dear cousin Umehito? The whole Addams clan back together again. We haven't been together with the Nekowzawa clan since Russia 1905." I finish closing my suitcase

"Ah, yes the revolution, uncle Fester's history lesson is coming back to me now."

"Once an Addams, always an Addams." I pick up my bag and lift it over my head, blocking the oncoming sword. At least he learned his lesson about stealth. "If I find any of those bottles broken when I unpack, I'm going to skin you alive."

Wednesday and I walked downstairs to find Mother and Father waiting by the door.

"Ready to go, mes chéris?"

"Tish that's French!"

"Not now Gomez, wait until we get there."