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Crystal Mikaelson posted a new photo. (She's wearing a blue shirt and white shorts.)
Kol Mikaelson, Marcel Gerald, and 43 other people like this.
Klaus Mikaelson: Remove it at once. It's too revealing.
Crystal Mikaelson: Dad they're just shorts.
Kol Mikaelson: Looking beautiful, Darling.
Jake Ryan: Looking lovely ;)
Klaus Mikaelson: Why did he WINK? Unfriend him this INSTANT, Crystal.
Crystal Mikaelson: Thanks uncle Kol, thank you Jake ;), and Dad seriously?
Klaus Mikaelson: Why did you WINK?
Kol Mikaelson: Klaus, get a life already. Here ;) (Neutral now. Happy?)
Elijah Mikaelson: Looking marvelous. Just like your mother.
Caroline Forbes: Which one?
Hayley Crescent: Me, duh!
Caroline Forbes: Excuse me? I resent that.
Hayley Crescent: Bitter truth.
Kol Mikaelson: Relax, ladies. Both of you are dreadful. She's my niece. She has to be 'marvelous'
Elijah Mikaelson: Seriously Kol? You're unpleasant.
Kol Mikaelson: I resemble you.
Crystal Mikaelson: Apply water to the burned areas.
Klaus Mikaelson: Why did you WINK? Tell me.
Crystal Mikaelson: Don't make me block and report you.
Kol Mikaelson: I already did.
Klaus Mikaelson: I will DAGGER you ALL!
Crystal Mikaelson: Enough with the daggers.
Klaus Mikaelson: REMOVE.
Damon Salvatore: Gorgeous 3
Klaus Mikaelson: How do you know my daughter, Damon?
Damon Salvatore: *singing* It's a small world after all.
Elijah Mikaelson: *Slow Clap*
Crystal Mikaelson: Thank You, Damon 3
Klaus Mikaelson: Why did you send a heart to Damon? How can you love him?
Jake Ryan: Why did you send a heart? I agree with your father.
Klaus Mikaelson: I might start to like you.
Crystal Mikaelson: Dad, stop spamming my photo.
Damon Salvatore: Everybody loves me. *singing*
Kol Mikaelson: Excluding half of the world, actually excluding everybody, except that doppelgänger.
Klaus Mikaelson: Proud of my brother. :')
Kol Mikaelson: Too much affection. Stay away.
Elijah Mikaelson: Everybody stop this. Come for lunch already.
Stefan Salvatore: Excuse my brother, Klaus.
Kol Mikaelson: Klafan shipper all the way. :D ;)
Klaus Mikaelson: What's Klafan?
Crystal Mikaelson: *facepalm* He meant to say Klaus and Stefan all the way.
Stefan Salvatore: ?!
Klaus Mikaelson: *Twitching* Stay away from me, all of you with your winks, hearts and wrong intentions.
Damon Salvatore: I cannot have a gay brother. No. I forbid you!
Stefan Salvatore: I am perfectly straight.
Caroline Forbes: You sure?
Stefan Salvatore: Yes. I dated Elena.
Elena Gilbert: Let's not talk about that.
Damon Salvatore: Yeah. Agreed
Kol Mikaelson: Discuss your relationships in personal. We don't want to vomit.
Elijah Mikaelson: I want to regurgitate.
Katherine Pierce: Hello Elijah ;)
Klaus Mikaelson: How do you know Katerina?
Crystal Mikaelson: Uncle Elijah's mutual friends.
Hayley Crescent: Excuse me, Katherine?
Elijah Mikaelson: I feel inept.
Kol Mikaelson: *Squeaky girly voice* AWKWARD.
Elijah Mikaelson: Be quiet Kol.
Kol Mikaelson: Why don't you make me?
Katherine Pierce: I got perverted mental images.
Elijah Mikaelson: We're BROTHERS!
Kol Mikaelson: I just almost 'regurgitated'
Klaus Mikaelson: This Facebook has corrupted my family. Deactivate your accounts. All of you!
Hayley Crescent: Dislike.
Kol Mikaelson: Dislike.
Caroline Forbes: Dislike
Elijah Mikaelson: Abhor
Crystal Mikaelson: Dislike
Kol Mikaelson: Can you use simple words for once, Elijah? I had to search what 'regurgitate' means.
Elijah Mikaelson: I will try my preeminent to use unpretentious words for your ameliorating discernment.
Kol Mikaelson: *Finding dictionary* Have a piece of your own cake: Your ludicrous mind was not able to decipher that I had catechized you use unpretentious words for my ameliorating discernment.
Klaus Mikaelson: *Slow Clap* my brother finally learned how to speak.
Crystal Mikaelson: Is that you, uncle Kol? Can you hand me that dictionary. I need help with an essay.
Elijah Mikaelson: Dude, you wanna talk to me in such slang?
Crystal Mikaelson: What kind of a world is this, Uncle Kol speaking formally and Uncle Elijah speaking slang.
Klaus Mikaelson: I think we all need some rest.
Caroline Forbes: Agreed.
Kol Mikaelson: Okay, everyone get up from the couch and go to your rooms.
Klaus Mikaelson: I still want you to remove your picture.
*Klaus Mikaelson Blocked*