Prussia had a smile on his face that Germany didn't like. No, it was never good when Prussia got that look. That evil look on the albino's face that said sometime this week, somebody was going to be chasing him around with some type of weapon.

"Hey West..." Prussia gave him a smile that was meant to sincere but turned out looking creepy. What kind of smile was that? "I need to borrow some things..."

Germany sat down with his breakfast, glaring at his older brother. Not. A. Chance he was letting that happen. "No."

"Aww! But West!"

"No. There's your answer." Germany swore to himself that whatever Prussia was up to he would not get involved in. Unless it was directed at him. Then Prussia would be very, very sore.

Prussia pouted. "I'll only be borrowing them. You'll get them back. The awesome me wouldn't lie."

"Last time you said that, I found Hungary beating up one of my dogs..."

Prussia thought for a moment, this must be important; thinking was not something Prussia did very often. Usually he'd just wing it and see what happened. Planning was not his thing. "Fine, I'll go ask Birdie."

"You do that." Germany sighed. Whatever Prussia had in store, he felt sorry for Canada having to been dragged into this, and the only reason he knew Prussia was going to Canada next was because he had said Birdie, that was a dead giveaway. Mein gott, this was always the way the albino started when he had something nasty ready for his next victim, whoever that may be.

"Birdie!" Prussia broke through the door, using a good strong kick to do it. "Birdie, the awesome me needs to talk to you!"

Canada sighed from the kitchen. That was another door he'd have to get fixed. Did Prussia really have to do that every time he came over? How many doors had he replaced since he'd become friends with Prussia? That was right, far too many.

"I'm in the kitchen Prussia. I'll make pancakes." Canada's soft voice came from the kitchen and floated out to the living room where Prussia was sitting, well lounging. One leg was slung over the chair arm and the other was swinging just above the floor as he plopped down into a chair.

"'Kay!" Prussia bounded into the kitchen, a wide smile on the albino's face. "Thanks Birdie."

"No worries." Canada went on making pancakes as Prussia went through his fridge. Sometimes, Canada was sure the only reason Prussia remembered who he was, was so that he could raid the fridge and stay over whenever Germany got pissed and kicked him out. Ya, that was probably it.

"Oh, hey Birdie, I got a question for you. The awesome me needs to borrow some stuff." Prussia tried to give him a sweet smile.

"Oh no, not if this is like last time." Canada glared at the ex-nation, that sweet smile Prussia tried to pull of wouldn't work on him. Never had, never would...he hoped.

"Please Birdie?" Prussia frowned. He'd need to practice that smile in the mirror someday soon. It obviously wasn't working.

Canada looked up at the ceiling for help. "Do you even remember what happened last time?"

"No." Well that was helpful. How could he not remember?

"Hungary beat up Germany's dog and you got beat up by Russia for pouring maple syrup all over his scarf! You wasted my maple syrup! And that wasn't the only thing you did!" Canada threw his hands in the air after turning over the pancakes. As exasperated as he was with Prussia, he couldn't let them burn. That would be horrible.

Prussia sat at the table and stared up at Canada with puppy eyes. "But Birdie! This was going to be totally awesome. Oh thanks Birdie!" He went from sad to happy in an instant as Canada set the pancakes and maple syrup in front of him.

"Eat before I kick you out. You're not borrowing my stuff." Canada thought for a moment, this could be interesting. "Though I would like to know what you're up too..."

Prussia smirked through a mouthful of pancake. "Will you help me if you like it?"

"Maybe, now stop talking when you eat. Chew, swallow then talk." Canada raised an eyebrow.

"Yes! Alright, here's the plan." Prussia evil smirk came back. Yes, the exact one Germany had seen this morning.

So, this is my first Hetalia fic, please enjoy. What's Prussia up to? Well, if you guys like it I'll continue and you'll find out. If you don't like it, I'll scrap it and forget about it. At the moment, I'm not adding any couples to this so if you want one, just tell me and well see if I can do it. Please no flames unless you have to, if you have to flame it, I'll accept it. So, what'd ya guys think? Sorry if it AU and the characters are OOC. I totally apologize for it!

~CCL