The Strange Case of The Friskies
"What's wrong with them, Ji," Emily asked as she saw her team mates passed out on the floor of the Shiba House.
"They were acting strange, so I put them under a sleeping spell to buy us some time," he replied. "It's only temporary, so I have to act fast."
Ji was frantically flipping through books of kanji, looking for answers. Book after book fell to the floor as he searched for the answer. When he finally a found it, his jaw dropped and his face turned pale.
"What is it", Emily asked concerned.
"It's a horrible spell this nighlock has put on your team mates," Ji said, struggling with his words. "It's a spell that makes teenagers very..." He paused as he searched for the right word.
"...Amorous."
"Huh," Emily asked, looking confused.
"It's a spell that makes those under it, very...horny."
Emily stared in disbelief, wonder if she heard Ji right.
"Horny? Like they want to have sex," she asked, still in shock.
"Yes, I'm afraid so," Ji replied.
"How do we stop it," Emily asked, worried.
Mentor flipped to the following page and paused again. Emily gave him a puzzled look.
""We" don't," Mentor replied.
"What," Emily asked.
"The only way is for someone who's pure to...," Ji once again struggled to find the right words. "...purge the amorous spirits from them through...intercourse."
Emily stood dumbfounded.
"But mentor," she stammered, "I'm not pure exactly..."
"Pure of heart," Mentor cut her off. "You're the only hope we have Emily. Destroying the Nighlock alone will not break this spell. I'm afraid it's your duty as a Samurai Ranger."
Emily took a deep breath. She remembered how earlier that day all she wanted to do was prove how tough she was. This was going to be a very difficult task.
"Alright Ji, I'll do it," Emily said resolutely. "Get to safety. I'll call you when this is all resolved."
Mentor hesitated, then contemplating the consequences of his presence, he nodded.
Outside the Shiba House, Emily stood in front of Ji as he mounted his motorcycle.
"You have about an hour before they wake up, Emily," Ji said as he tightened the strap on his helmet. "I have faith in you."
She watched her Mentor speed off into the distance. This was definitely going to be difficult, but she couldn't deny that she wasn't the slightest bit excited...